Ted Curran

Senior Director, Chief Data Governance Officer, UPMC Health Plan #finance #datagovernance #COO #CFO #tableau #humancapital #healthcare #analytics #highered

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

@ToppsNHL @ToppsDigital Until you give a reasonable solution for Huddle, TWD and now of all things, the crown jewel Bunt or Baseball, everyone will stop paying attention. You need a real solution so collections do not become worthless. The hockey content rocks but no one trusts you

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

He is truly one of the best

[Yahoo Finance @YahooFinance]

JPMorgan Q1 earnings blow past estimates; Dimon sees 'extremely robust, multi-year growth' https://t.co/Q9HFxo0ZLo by @JuliaLaRoche

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

I didn’t see this wild ride coming with #Robinhood but the headlines last month raised suspicions https://t.co/MNBe92R7JD | SEC Charges Robinhood Financial With Misleading Customers https://t.co/abx2Ky6Bdt

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

My goal for the end of 2020 is to get a Subway sandwich that looks and tastes 50% as good as the commercials #eatfresh #shelterinplace

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

Super interesting, always wanted to go to Cairo #Cairo https://t.co/xQNjqjP3Rf

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

The NBC golf dream team just talked about Bryson DeChambeau intelligence (who may win his first major) above the analytical capability of neurosurgeons, um no #NBCSports #golf

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

After previous name fumbling, I think “Washington Football Team” has done something interesting and unexpected - from fans submitting cool designs, to a year of a unique product. We are all guessing on the new team nickname @WashingtonNFL

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

@Dejan_Kovacevic @EthanHullihen No one seems willing to consider a different opinion than their own on sports. I believe Houston’s cheating was so egregious that they deserved the SMU college equiv of death penalty, no title. But athletes are getting bigger and the beam balls/mound charges may warrant a change

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

@Dejan_Kovacevic @EthanHullihen That was a really pathetic response Dejan - you’re better than that. Some support baseball traditions of self-policing and getting plunked with a 95 mile fastball on the side. Others think it is time to change - I’ve always been surprised we haven’t had more permanent injuries.

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

Takes a special person - “You have to have the capacity and the ability to take what people did, and how they did it, and forgive them and move on” - John Lewis, may you rest in piece @repjohnlewis

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

Wow - Chesapeake Energy stock has been a roller coaster the last few days #MarketWatch

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

One of the best sources of economic data in consumable tables, maintained by the research division of the St Louis FED #FederalReserve https://t.co/A9BtCwk92Y

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

We need a mask that has a mouth slot that opens and closes when drinking coffee #masks

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

I’m imagining a QVC host interview - “Here is a trinket, talk about it for 5 hours and keep the same excitement” #TvHost

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

Super proud of our organization

[UPMC Health Plan @UPMCHealthPlan]

We are now offering members no-cost telehealth services, full coverage for COVID-19 testing, early refills for prescriptions, prevention tips to help you prepare. See more about our #coronavirus response plan here: https://t.co/2AfEr2qxrm

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

I don’t see positive outcomes for my family from investing in a hair cutting kit, now being advertised everywhere- I’ll leave it to the pros #haircut #appreciation

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

Ventilators and respirators- a topic I’m trying to learn more. Ventilators help breathing- a respirator purifies inhaled air before it enters lungs. The longer on a ventilator, the less likely you are to get off -a last resort with effects even if you survive #ventilatorshortage

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

The person outside of the Tepper School that had the biggest impact on my financial analytics thinking in my 20s. Forever grateful @AswathDamodaran , cannot believe it has been over 20 years

[Aswath Damodaran @AswathDamodaran]

In my fifth viral update, I break down market action in the last week & look at linkage between buybacks, dividends & market damage. Looking to the future, I go back to basics & build a post-Corona model for valuing companies. Adapt it to make it your own! https://t.co/ej13etbT4f

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

I was told today I have “high energy” - feeling like a win in today’s politics, #nolowenergy

[Ted Curran @FinanceTed]

The person that helped me the most when I was young was Abby Joseph Cohen- her accomplishments should be treated like royalty. I wish we had her steady hand today @GoldmanSachs