Riley

“If I was a bird I’d fly into a ceiling fan” -Red Forman

[Riley @Finckleman]

Chipotle is actually the most overhyped burrito spot. Qdoba and pancheros are better and it’s not even close

[Jon Becker @jonbecker_]

Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I got a place he should put one. Up his ass

[NFL @NFL]

Jared Allen the Hall of Famer ✅

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

BYRON BUXTON JUST HIT FOR THE CYCLE!!!!!!!!!!

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Max Homa might be back. #WeAreAllHomasexuals

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

BAH GAWD THAT'S @HarriSmith22's MUSIC!!

The #Vikings and S Harrison Smith have agreed on a restructured contract for his 14th NFL season.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Heading to the Hall of Fame!

Congratulations, Jared Allen!

[NFL @NFL]

KOC is the COTY. #NFLHonors

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

KOach of the Year.

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

Randy Moss revealed via IG live that he has beaten cancer. He just returned home today after being in the hospital for 6 days.

[bobdoessports @bobdoessports]

BDS X @PardonMyTake…coming soon

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

They said he would request a trade with Kirk gone, they said his production would suffer, they asked him what made him want to stay somewhere like Minnesota. All he's done is show up to work & lead by example for a team he loves & wants to be at. GOAT shit

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Bunny. Retweet or you’ll have bad gambling luck all season

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

🏈 …… 🏈❗️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

83 HOT DOGS IN 10 MINUTES FOR JOEY CHESTNUT

THE GOAT!

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

We have a football game to win today @GoJacksFB

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

This and Carrie Underwood’s “Waiting all day for Sunday night” would fix all my problems

[Sam Hoppen @SamHoppen]

The Minnesota Vikings

[kyla @kylaer_]

2016: Teddy Bridgewater hyped for breakout year

*murders his leg*

2017: Sam Bradford has performance of his life

*knee dies*

2023: Kirk Cousins MVP-like play

*tears achilles*

2024: JJ McCarthy shines in preseason opener

*tears meniscus*

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RAHHHHHHHH 🦅

Happy Birthday, America. 🇺🇸🎶