Find_The_t1me_

Real friends get treated like family.

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LADIES: all MEN are not the same, but all BOYS are.

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How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, *Wiggle*, *Wiggle*,*Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.

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#10twittercrushes this cutie, I�ve had my eye on them for a while http://t.co/szFKHiLt6M

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That moment your lips touched mine...

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The person below has a tendency to shit when scared.

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You wore those jeans yesterday.

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The person below got stood up on valentines.

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No matter how far apart we are, you will always be in my heart.

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The person below misses you.

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The person below this got double penetrated last night.

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If you're gonna wear yoga pants, wear a thong. Thanks.

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t really disappoints me that a group of squid isn't called a squad.

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I'm not saying shes a slut, I'm just saying if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234.

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Me http://t.co/SDN7LD7ZUd

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Relationships are harder now because conversations becomes texting, argument becomes phone calls, and feelings become statuses and tweets.

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Forever http://t.co/rPuglkrb0m

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It can't be all about you when it's already all about me...

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With the size of your nose, you should be happy air is free, or you'd be broke.