Imagine drafting both of them in the same draft
Deciding you want neither of them
Only getting one 1st rounder, 29 games of Anthony Davis, and Max Christie in return
A California man has sued McDonald's, claiming he contracted AIDS from one of its pork sandwiches.
McDonald's disputes his charge, but the man insists, quote, "That sandwich gave me AIDS just as sure as I'm a male prostitute."
O.J. Simpson's lawyers have decided to skip hearings on DNA evidence, and go right to trial.
Asked why they did this, the lawyers replied, "We want to get OJ acquitted as speedily as possible, so he can get back to doing what he does best: Killing people."