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Alas, that these evil days should be mine.

[c• @FindingCorey]

Should I start tweeting?

[c• @FindingCorey]

The only way to justify being an obnoxiously loud motorcycle guy is to play Truffle Butter 24/7 on a loop, and yet I’ve yet to see it done

[c• @FindingCorey]

All my heroes are women

[c• @FindingCorey]

@Bran_John99 Agreed, but the Dark Knight is the patron saint of this category

[c• @FindingCorey]

@Chocoford_ just started using Excalidraw, is there any way to sync files across Mac and PC? Also, any chance snap-to-align is in your feature roadmap?

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Now we’ve both been shot in the face”

- Stormy Daniels

[c• @FindingCorey]

They missed
I’m pissed

- a poem

[c• @FindingCorey]

Fuck Time. Fuck the media.

[TIME @TIME]

'Things are dark.' Democrats are panicking about Joe Biden's debate performance—and what will happen next https://t.co/S46Zo1NV7w

[c• @FindingCorey]

Getting kind of jealous of the packages in my lobby. I might have to order something from Amazon just to return it

[c• @FindingCorey]

Back off.

[c• @FindingCorey]

I legit passed Steve Aoki on my way through the airport too. Kinda miffed he didn’t throw a cake in my face

[c• @FindingCorey]

The airport bar doesn’t start serving until 10am now? Worst birthday gift imaginable.

[c• @FindingCorey]

Can you get a subscription to whiskey? Asking for a friend

[c• @FindingCorey]

Better get out your galoshes

[c• @FindingCorey]

My schedule today #IWD

[c• @FindingCorey]

It turns out you get out of things what you put into them…

believe me, not my idea

[c• @FindingCorey]

I’d make a great minor celebrity but a terrible major one

[c• @FindingCorey]

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua

[c• @FindingCorey]

You fools, this isn’t even my final form

[c• @FindingCorey]

I have an uncanny ability to keep finding more shit to buy

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.