DORY

*just keep swimming*

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don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me

tyra banks: but i only have 9 pictures in my hands

tyra banks: and they're all of me, lol

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rt if ur a turtle

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do u ever want to grab someone in ur class

and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper

shut the fuck up

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How to Get Him Back - https://t.co/YTtX4H8UiJ

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i dont even know why i bother developing crushes if im just going to stare at u from a distance everyday until i mentally break up with you

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“on average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”

omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no

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have u ever had a romantic dream about someone u know & woke up with a huge temporary crush on them & you’re like where DID THIS COME FROM

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does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house or is it just me

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im not saying im beyonce or anything but..

have u ever seen us in the same room together?

thought so

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the day someone loves me like Josh Hutcherson loves Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games

that'll be the day

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I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE STOP REPLYING TO ME
ITS LIKE DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG
DID I SCARE THEM AWAY
DID I OFFEND U
IM SO SORRY

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hey can you please never talk to me again its for a school project

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when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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i always forget that days after christmas exist?

like it goes 24th 25th 1st

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"mom i’ve had it. i’m dropping out"

"excuse me"

"i’m done with fake bitches. the hw. all of it. done"

"ur in 2nd grade"

"no one gets me"

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*lays down to take a nap*

*wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*

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I DONT THINK U GET IT

IF U TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT BOOSTS HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF U FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET & TELL HER

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me: oh thats cute

*checks price tag*

me: no its not

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let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit