Allan Goldwyn

I love ice cream and sunsets…mostly eat meat tho

6-3, Blue 👀, Trust Fund…

Fatigued Starseed and Antinutrient/VitA jihadist

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@idropFbombs @_sorrengailll

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@MarkBski @RachyBull The problem I found with the uk is that it's easy to learn how to play but really it's just there for the melody for someone with a beautiful voice

I don't have a beautiful voice :(

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

When I went to EmbryRiddle in '96, before dating apps, but m:f was 8:1, I saw some of the ugliest masc women I've ever seen in my life just absolutely play dudes.

I've never seen anything like it...

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

@FrankLopezGhost I went to high school with the ugliest girl I’ve ever seen. When she was single, she was the type to get zero messages on dating apps outside of stone cold incels. She’s currently on her second marriage—obviously to loser, gross dudes, but still. But still.

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@idropFbombs I think the female one is correct… I mean it's just fatty tissue

The male one is 100% on dudes with jacked up trucks though

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

Tell me you've never seen a Randy Johnson slider in person without telling me how much you know baseball is better than cricket

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

Poor United States

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@IsabelleElise10 @CaryKelly11 why is it always the people that put Christian in their bio that are some of the most god-awful people on the planet. And what does the Bible say about usury?

THEY DON'T EVEN QUALIFY FOR THESE LOANS... yes they are praying on their nativity

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@IsabelleElise10 @CaryKelly11 Yes. Especially when there's a predator involved

It's a distinct lack of empathy. Most kids just wanna go to school and make something of themselves they don't understand finances or the consequences

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@IsabelleElise10 @CaryKelly11 Giving someone who's barely an adult a predatory loan that they wouldn't qualify for under any of them circumstances is not 100% their fault

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@IsabelleElise10 @CaryKelly11 Yeah I genuinely agree with that… Again it's the 100%… it's a real sociopathic take… You're telling me you made great decisions when you were 18

I mostly did cause I'm special but you're asking a lot of the average human being

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@IsabelleElise10 @CaryKelly11 I disagree with 100%. I paid all my student loans back 100%…

We're talking about 18-year-olds a lot of the time. If any lender assessed risk they wouldn't even qualify… I'm sorry but it's predatory

I'm not saying it's 100% the lender's fault but it isn't 100 of either's

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@KeatonS400 @guideforlovers Yeah babe no problem, verbally obv

Have your PI spend the next six months getting all the info

Destroy her in court

Keep your money and your dignity… Priceless

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@pjbluespirit I will do seven years in a halfway house right now and just get out and recover that tens of millions of dollars I shipped to India... I wish I had done this when I was in my 20s honestly

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@TheBrancaShow Damn, I never thought about that, but is he like infamous in a way that like the sisters would go after him purposely bc they can brag about banging a dude that was in the news...

Man that makes it even more beautiful

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@CaudilloNuclear The nice thing about the semiconductor people moving to PHX is that we now have nonstop flight to Asia, Taiwan, which makes it a quick turn to tokyo or BKK. This chick would be unemployed in Bangkok

Really really appreciate that

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@FedupCitiz9n @KILLTOPARTY Yeah that last sentence was just gold

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

Imagine thinking that's a far distance… I can cover that in an hour if I want to

That 1 o'clock speed walking was also like 105° full sun afternoon in Phoenix...

I'm not fat

[s𝗍ᥱ⍴һᥲᥒіᥱ @janefkndoe]

I have walked between 5 and 6 miles every morning for the last 22 days and I’m still fat.

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@WomenPostingLs She would be unemployed in Bangkok....

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

My boomer boss this week, works like 55 I think,

"I haven't taken a break in 20 years"

[Tekee @Tekeee]

People will flex 60+ hour work weeks like it’s a badge of honor

bro you’re a slave

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@Mankosmash @KILLTOPARTY @bellasdaze Or worse… cadidia

[Allan Goldwyn @FindingSuperjoy]

@KarimAlexC @KILLTOPARTY Lol I grew up in Scottsdale, my mother and sister were working models and actresses. My house was filled with models on the weekend

I assure you I have a more than educated opinion of beautiful women