hiiii guys!!! new manscam account 🥰💕
Making everyone’s mental health a bit worse!!! that’s the bittt :3
the internet has enough self-help. somebody has to represent bad coping mechanisms, parasocial attachments and increasingly questionable decisions 💕
anti-self-help <3
ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC - AFTER-WORK CHECKUP 💕
hiiii patients!!! just got home from work? 🥰
spent alllll day getting bossed around by people who barely remember your name...
and now ur home, sooo self-aware about how much you hate your little work routine ♡
good news!!! you're also self-aware that the first thing you do to cope is open Twitter, use porn, screens and $ending to cope, anythingggg to distract you until ur tired enough to sleeeep :3
wowwww look at all that insight!!! 💕
You come home, make a bad situation worse, then worse again <3
PATIENT STATUS: increasingly self-aware, otherwise gonna continue to click dumb links just to feel something.
ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC - PATIENT OBSERVATION 💕
Send money, hate yourself, swear you're done, uninstall everything, have the 1AM breakdown and somehow end up right back on Twitter refreshing Throne links 🥰
you people literally never change lol
Every relapse makes you feel more trapped, so you cope with feeling trapped by doing the exact thing that trapped you.
Then the panic hits:
“my finances are fucked”
“this has to stop”
“I'm actually done this time”
annnnd two nights later you're miserable, doomscrolling and flushing money again because apparently feeling awful online is still preferable to logging off and dealing with yourself <3
See you at your next appointment, addict ♡
ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC - WEEK ONE REPORT 💕
$3,000+ in juuuuust my “first” week doing findom… thank youuu!!! 🥰
who would've thought making people's mental health worse was sooo easy...
some slop + pretty links and I'm already top 8% on Throne <3
so yeah patients, keep going...
keep being sooo addicted
keep sexualizing every relapse until saying ur "quitting" becomes part of the fetish
keep doing absolutely nothing to even "try" getting better
keep finding increasingly imaginative ways to make your shit situation shittier
keep throwing in the towel
keep throwing away your future
keep being passive income for people who don't even think about you
keep going click click click for your little dopamine hit just to be forgotten the second your card declines 💕
oh... and thank you!!!
thank you to every rejection.
every humiliation.
every person who overlooked you.
every person who realized your loneliness could be monetized.
every life-ruining habit you got stuck in and decided to sexualize instead of fix 🥰
because apparently all of that means I get to live on easy mode!!!
CLINICAL ADVICE: when life knocks you down, get back up.
jk lol.
stay down and make yourself useful, failure 🖕♡
FREE ADVICE FROM THE ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC 💕
TREATMENT PLAN:
1. Live at home indefinitely - fewer expenses = more money for increasingly unhealthy coping mechanisms 🥰
2. Get a credit card, dummy. No house? No car? No assets? That money is basically free!!! What are they gonna take, your body pillow?
3. Leech off your parents like the grown adult child you are. More allowance = less annoying financial independence 💕
4. Avoid real social interaction. Stay online. The outside world is scary and requires social skills anyway :3
5. Jerk off every day. Can't improve yourself if you're too drained to bother!!!
6. Make enough financially stupid decisions that fixing your life starts feeling waaaay harder than just continuing the cycle 🥰
CLINICAL OBJECTIVE: Don't build a life you don't need to escape from.
Build better ways to escape from the one you already have <3
@theoddb92_ That’s why she makes it feel as personal as possible!!! When she hugs the stuffed animal intended for children it’s almost like she’s hugging you!!!
Yayyyy 🥰🥰
MENTAL HEALTH DOESN’T MATTER APPRECIATION POST 💕💕💕
you should be soooooo grateful adult women online are willing to put on the pigtails, braces, cute voices and little outfits just to make the internet easier for lonely virgin autists to consume 🥰
no need to develop social skills!!!
the algorithm brought the girl-shaped coping mechanism directly to your bedroom <3
accessibility matters 💕
the way she looks into the camera so lonely autistic virgins feel safe enough to form a parasocial attachment and spend money online 🥰💕
awwwww!!!
accommodating the special needs is sooo important <3
💕 ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC REPORT 💕
Don't wanna go to school? work? answer anybody? 🥰
here's a list of things you can ignore and they'll eventually go away!!!
(or get significantly worse)
❌ emails
❌ texts
❌ notifications
❌ assignments
❌ deadlines
❌ Canvas - delete the app <3
❌ work calls
❌ whatever you're “supposed” to be doing
now replace them with:
✅ Twitch
✅ E-Pal
✅ manscam
✅ findom
✅ porn
✅ poppers
✅ scrolling
✅ video games
feel boxed in? overwhelmed? like you're never gonna meet everyone's expectations anyway?
ANTI-SELF-HELP TIP: close the gap by lowering expectation's 💕
it's totally okay to lay down and rot :3
you can't disappoint yourself if you stop expecting anything <3
ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC — MONDAY WELLNESS PLAN!!! 💕
New week!!! new opportunity to stay exactly the same 🥰
✅ wake up already tired
✅ skip breakfast, buy caffeine
✅ work just hard enough to remain employed
✅ compare yourself to someone doing better
✅ take regular doomscrolling breaks
✅ bring work stress home with you
✅ decompress with porn
✅ reward yourself with financially irresponsible decisions
✅ tell yourself you'll start fixing everything next Monday 💕
alsoooooo set realistic goals!!!
“just get through the week so i can have another porn filled weekend” is technically a goal...
Remember: Mental Health doesn't matter 🥰
ANTI-SELF-HELP WORKOUT OF THE DAY 💕💕💕
today we’re working on relapse training 🥰
LOSE
↓
feel horrible
↓
swear you’re done
↓
delete everything
↓
feel lonely
↓
“just look”
↓
get triggered
↓
LOSE MORE
↓
feel even worse
↓
swear you’re actually done this time
↓
come back
↓
LOSE AGAIN!!! 💕
repeat until the cycle feels more familiar than leaving it <3
Mental health doesn’t matter 🥰
💕HAPPY SUNDAY FROM THE ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC!!!💕
today’s wellness reminder: support other people’s dreams!!! 🥰
every scroll
every click
every like
every $end
every hour spent staring at pretty people online…
someone is benefiting from your screen addiction 💕
and now even manscam can monetize your loneliness!!! how inclusive :3
so while everyone else is spending Sunday building a life…
you can spend yours funding one!!! 💕
community is sooo important for mental health 🥰
especially when your role in the community is customer <3
💕🧠 HOPE EVERYONE'S HAVING A UNHEALTHY WEEKEND!!! 🧠💕
quick clinic check-in 🥰
if looking at these makes you...
✅ horny
✅ jealous
✅ ashamed
✅ wanna be on the leaderboard
then don't worry!!! 💕
The clinic recommends prolonged exposure to your triggers :3
And after only 4 days, look at the progress our patients are making 🥰
go ahead. look at them again <3
💕HAPPY SATURDAY FROM THE ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC!!!💕
reviewing more of this week's patient intake forms 🥰
✅ depression
✅ doomscrolling
✅ isolation
✅ porn addiction
✅ findom addiction
✅ financial self-destruction
✅ keeps coming back anyway
CLINIC EARNINGS: $2,250+ since opening 💕
given these symptoms, I recommend:
→ spend saturday indoors
→ stay behind a screen
→ avoid unnecessary social contact
→ watch more porn
→ ruminate between sessions
→ convert paycheck into little dopamine hits
→ keep funding the clinic :3
Mental health doesn't matter 💕
💕ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC — WEEKEND PREP💕
While everyone else uses the weekend to "work on themselves"
make sure you work on getting worse 🥰
✅ get less sleep
✅ spend less time with friends
✅ get more isolated
✅ watch more porn
✅ spend more than you should
✅ reinforce bad coping mechanisms
✅ make sure when you wake-up Monday, you hate yourself more than you did Friday
Remember kids!!!
💕 Mental health doesn't matter 💕
💕HAPPY FRIDAY FROM: THE ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC!!! 💕
Congratulations to all wagie patients!!! you successfully passed another week 🥰
✅ got out of bed
✅ went somewhere you didn't wanna be
✅ interacted with actual humans
✅ had 8 hours a day where you couldn't completely rot
✅ got paid for your trouble 💕
aaannd nowwwww...
💰 ONE FRESH PAYCHECK
🗓️ TWO UNSUPERVISED DAYS
✅ nobody expecting you anywhere
✅ no reason to leave your room
✅ unlimited porn
✅ unlimited manscam
✅ all those little thoughts work kept you too busy to think about
✅ money to make them go quiet again :3
💕🧠 ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC 🧠💕
look how much money I made off one retard in the clinic🥰
✅ you wake up early
✅ you commute
✅ you clock in
✅ you work 8 hours
✅ you get paid
✅ you open manscam
✅ clinic gets funded
✅ mental health gets worse
Your career: necessary
Your self improvement: unnecessary
My employment: apparently also unnecessary :3