Men will dm you like “can I send you money?” And the second you say sure and send a link they are like no first you have to answer 3 riddles and also I don’t know what Venmo is I only send checks via messenger hawk.
”My sends are small, I’m sorry”
I love money, don’t get me wrong. Big sends make me happy, but the small ones matter too.
What’s more valuable? A £200 send from a millionaire or a £200 send from an average sub who’s busting their ass to save enough for such send?
A lot of the value in a dynamic with me comes from effort and sacrifice.
It’s how much you’re willing to give up in your life to be able to send to me instead.
I’d rather be a loyal coffee-pig, sending $15 every morning, than drop $100 just to get ignored.
Where are the goddesses who accept daily coffee senders? ☕💸