Maria

Don’t come over here tryin to be all serious and shit! Giggle heaux! 🤣🤣

[Maria @FineAssMommaaaa]

#GirlFuckYou

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I’m really somebody’s parent and I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

someone said "i don't walk away to teach ppl a lesson i walk away when I've learned mine" quote of the yearrrr

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

As blunt as I may seem, I don't say half of what I'm thinking

[Maria @FineAssMommaaaa]

I used to think if the family didn’t fwy it was them. Now? Fuck that! It’s youuu!

[Maria @FineAssMommaaaa]

Buy me a new Ducati or some shit. A baby? This ain’t love!

[Maria @FineAssMommaaaa]

Impregnatin a woman is NOT love. You can’t convince me it is! I’m over this shit!!

[Maria @FineAssMommaaaa]

If the they didn’t need therapy when yall were done, you didn’t do your job.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

laying down on cool sheets and spreading your body all across the bed but saving one cool patch as a little treat for yourself later

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Please develop a hobby outside of monitoring other people's existence.

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

if you ever see my nipples through my shirt just know that i know

[solé @layxsnv]

Me after being outside for 3 minutes

[Takeaslynn Gardner @takeaslynn]

& i never needed liquor to blow up a nigga phone I'm on yo ASS w/ a sprite

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[MyMy🫦 @sagittariusasfc]

I’m so glad I was dumb at a young age nobody wanna be 30 & still dumb 😭

[Maria @FineAssMommaaaa]

This will never NOT take me tf out! Lmao

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Happy “put it in reverse Terry!”
Day to all who celebrate.

[passion wave @muffdollaz]

And sometimes your nervous system wants you to put that phone down and shake that ass!

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I hate a “well you didn’t either” kind of man. F*cking lead & stop being a princess.

[🎒🏃🏾‍♂️🏁 @mikebtrippin]

If you gotta a family that gets together for cookouts, bbqs, whatever…..cherish that

[Maria @FineAssMommaaaa]

It’s NOT love for a man to impregnate you. You can’t convince me it is.

[Jae Sambo @JaeSambo]

If someone don't fuck with their mom, 9 times out of 10 the mom was in the wrong. We gotta hear people out and chill on the "But that's your mama" sometimes.