My sister: Last born, how far it's holiday o
Me: ooh ok, how are the kids
My sister : They are missing you, (quickly rush to give her youngest the phone) "hello aunty glo, we want to come to your house small.
Me: awwwwwn, give the phone to your mummy.( He returns the phone). Sister my schedule don't have space for kids now.
My sister: Come and carry this children and learn how to deal with noise, oya please just for 4 days.
Her husband in the background: I will give her money, tell her I will give her money.
If she doesn’t have something like this or small, make sure you ask for her childhood picture. Don’t waste time, because you might be dealing with bobrisky’s colleague 😭😭😂
i don't want a woman to ever settle for me. go find your dream man, and if you can't find him, don't come trying to use me in the process.
i want mine clingy, reassuring, nasty, unapproachable, God fearing & eyes on only me.
@Wizarab10 They are not allowed to have sex too even as married couple....They extract sperm and insert into the woman so as not to be defiled. While this is not true, I guess they should add it to their doctrine too.....mtchhhwwwww
One day, I’ll tell the internet a story , where I was asked what I do for a living, and I said design.
She laughed; ‘Oh, like those Corel Draw boys at the junction?’
I smiled and said, ‘Yes, but better.’
She looked at me again and said, ‘So yours is just well packaged.’
A fire was lit inside me that day.