In the 60s I fell into a vat of acid and grew two fingers out of my head✌️Now I’m a rogue diplomat, mediator and half of PEACE OUT with @Sym_PO - @nachonight
People, I think Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to intimidate me! She’s outside the office blasting G’N’R and flipping a massive tire! HOLY FUUUCK! She just ripped a tree out of the ground and is air guitaring the November Rain solo! #PeaceOut✌️
#GOP#cowards#florida#aoc
Fun night! Steve Nash invited me back to the locker room post Nets win.
Also @JHarden13 called me their “Jack Nicholson” cause I’m cool like that. #BrooklynTogether#nba#PeaceOut✌️
Hey @netflix@PrimeVideo@Hbomax@peacockTV
I’m hosting a #clubhouse forum tomorrow at noon.
Topic: Explosive psychedelic spy thriller series, and why you need it!
Come on time. I’ll make sangria.
Wait what? Fuuuuuuck... never mind. Seems I need an invite. #PeaceOut✌️
Hey @Sethrogen careful when playing with chemicals, man. Look what happened to me! Trust me, you don’t want these things growing out of your head. Sure people say they’re cool, and rub them for good luck, but I know they laugh at me, behind my back. #PeaceOut✌️
Jeez @netflix, it’s been 5 days and you’re already making a GameStop reddit movie? Let stuff breathe and simmer, man. Look at me. 20 years in the biz, and my memoirs are pure fuckin’ gold, filled with sordid tales that span decades! Be cool. #PeaceOut✌️
@MonicaLewinsky Ok i will. But it will be a one layer, betty crocker chocolate cake... but hey we’ll laugh and laugh as we eat it, like old times! #PeaceOut✌️
@Sethrogen Nov 16. 1991 we went out for enchiladas. He ripped off his shirt, smeared refried beans all over his chest and wet banana’d across the floor. Man, Tijuana was a blast in the 90s. #PeaceOut✌️
People! Stop spreading rumours! I am in the Sex and The City revival but Samantha does not use me as her sex toy! You’ll just have to wait and see. #StreamingWars#PeaceOut✌️
Let me get this right. When dog bites man it’s not news. Man bites dog, it’s news. Capitalist sells a T-Shirt not news, socialist sells a T-Shirt it goes viral. I guess everyone needs cash! https://t.co/uQOIsKQbSC
Fuuuck @Sethrogen what a sluggish Sunday, huh? You also eat 14 lbs of Chicken Cacciatore last night? Did you know that means hunter-style in Italian? Whateva the fuck that is. So if you wanna go play racquetball later, lemme know by 5. I’ll reserve a court at the Y. #PeaceOut✌️