idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸

Just an old man, breathing the same air that you breathe, walking the same earth and looking up at the same sky 🚫DMs🚫commies 🚫dems🚫libs

[Farmer Crafted @FarmerCrafted]

We mostly enjoyed having our farm open to the public, but there were days........

You can always bet that the moment you go to take a bite of your sandwich, a customer will pull up. The same goes for when you're in the bathroom.

City people don't close any gates, so be sure to follow behind them if you want to keep your animals.

No matter how many big bright signs you hang up, not one visitor will read any of them.

Some visitors will confidentially tell you that the brown cows make chocolate milk, and they won't be joking.

No matter how many times you say "please don't feed the animals" while also standing below your big bright sign that also says "please don't feed the animals", someone will feed the animals.

People will complain about how your farm smells like a farm. They will also ask you if you can do something about the flies.

Expect at least one person to ask if they can quickly milk your cows or goats, they are confident they know how because they watched it on TikTok.

A family will arrive in white shoes and light colored pants and you will watch them in real time as their choices are corrected by your farm animals.

Someone will always ask if you grow your own vegetables, while standing next to your vegetables that are currently growing.

You close at 5pm, someone will usually pull up at 4:58pm and say "can we please just grab some eggs and check it out? We'll be quick" 47 pictures later and it's past your dinner time, so you think about faking a heart attack.

They always tell you how lucky you are that you get all the free eggs you want.

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@derrickstheman That’s their goal.

[Just a Bama Gal 🇺🇸🍊🐕🧜‍♀️ @derrickstheman]

Is this the cultural enrichment that Democrats want for America? https://t.co/BRmuBgCEEc

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

Malibu & Camp Pendleton Marine Base on fire Thanks Newscum & Bass for continuing to destroy California. Absolutely no forest management. No controlled burns. There’s a special place in h€ll for this pos.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

You will never be as cool as Festus singing about raindrops in 1971, live on TV

[Lissa4Maga aka Cowboy Killa 🐎 @Lissa4Maga]

Obama Biden The Kenyan Idiot Was A Hoax Perplexed Upon The American People 👊🇺🇲

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@Lissa4Maga All he is missing, is a one and a half inch wide mustache.

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@AlixG_2 🐶

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@clarenceTerre That’s easy, I love frog legs, used to go gigging when I was younger

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@Amer1can_Barbie 👍🏻😅

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

Replacing everything in my spice cabinet with exclusively McCormick’s and buying stock in their company because DAMN 🔥

[DFF @DFF6769]

Hey Ilhan Omar…

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@HorseGirl You could do a Sir Mix A lot remake with her in the video.

[🇺🇸HG47🇺🇸 @HorseGirl]

Are we sure she didn't cause the earthquake? Her blood type GRAVY B+.

You could park a semi in the shadow of her azz.

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@goneers

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@FarmerCrafted Pumpkin muffin

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@Hot_Pepper76 Desperado and Hotel California

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@Sunkized01 Islam is not a religion.

[idon’tthinki do 🇺🇸 @FinkGordon35759]

@Shaykay1717 Is that a pregnant little person “midget” standing there clapping like a trained seal 🦭?

[The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__]

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