John Stewart's Official new oath in Man of Tomorrow
In brightest day, in darkest night,
I’ll carry the flame,
I’ll do what granny would think is right,
I choose this ring,
I choose this fight,
In service to Trump’s money and might.
"go to hell" is boring. "I hope the company that owns the rights to your favorite characters has a blatant right wing rebrand" is real. Its terrifying. Its possible. It happened to me.
This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Jon Stewart on Chuck Schumer: “Someone has to meet this moment. You have an opportunity to actually govern. One of the first things you need to do is remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics. It’s a bullshit system and it needs to go. Chuck Schumer fought tooth and nail against half of these fucking people. He does not understand the urgency of the moment and what the future demands”