suzie

give a woman a kitchen and she’ll know how to cook

[suzie @FinnKalu]

I GET to apply to new jobs. I GET to apply to grad school. I GET to leave my abusive boss. I GET to run 6 miles. I GET to wake up in the morning. Happy Friday! #DailyAffirmations

[suzie @FinnKalu]

Yeah we met in juvie in Memphis

[suzie @FinnKalu]

Reducing the concussion epidemic by sexualizing men’s sports

[suzie @FinnKalu]

Thank God for Off Campus I can actually pay attention to the Stanley Cup

[suzie @FinnKalu]

I love a backwards hat on my boyfriend

[suzie @FinnKalu]

Out with a girl group average height above 5’6 in Boston and got asked if we were a basketball team 😭

[suzie @FinnKalu]

Too many women having mediocre sex and not talking about it

[suzie @FinnKalu]

@OfficialJulianD Just because something enters reality does not mean they lose their absurdity

[suzie @FinnKalu]

What a lovely postcard to get in the mail, and come to find out, the poop knife crosses cultural boarders. My friend said growing up her utensil of choice was a poop chopstick.

[suzie @FinnKalu]

@boobnoodles I’m sorry boots

[suzie @FinnKalu]

If I’m being honest I don’t get the slayyyter hype

[suzie @FinnKalu]

@paytas_patricia This show got me gagged. Strip chess is now in rotation.

[suzie @FinnKalu]

“What would a white male do? He’d walk in swinging his big ole dick. That’s what you have to do” thanks mom, I think I have the confidence now

[suzie @FinnKalu]

@paytas_patricia Find a low commitment sex buddy (set expectations early, warning the men tend to fall in love)

[suzie @FinnKalu]

@ButticusSir Congrats Dante ❤️

[suzie @FinnKalu]

I’ve lived with 21 different people since I turned 18, not including family or my summer job housing

[suzie @FinnKalu]

@OfficialJulianD Bold to assume you’ll have a wedding

[suzie @FinnKalu]

Every experience of my post grad has just been me doing a jester dance of “pick me pick me!!!”

[suzie @FinnKalu]

“Women were the hunters” that’s been known. I hunt every weekend. Watch out men.

[suzie @FinnKalu]

@kitkittredge41 Small perky no bra life ig 🙌

[suzie @FinnKalu]

Small Perky No Bra Summer

[suzie @FinnKalu]

This applies to men too