Finn_the_Alien 🛸

Come to the Mothership, we have more aliens up here.

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

@BrillCosby @Patriots

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

@BrillCosby

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

why is my feed full of dumb ass takes on sex rn? i’d like my feed to go back to video games and spider-man please

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

as a bartender, please do not let the irish trash can make a come back

[ꕤ @nenonyc_]

They need to bring Marvel Ultimate Alliance back

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

all before GTA 6

[Femboy Firearms @femboyfirearms]

"We grew a human brain fused to a computer, sent it to a digital rendition of Hell, and gave it a gun"

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

nah fr, there are people out here driving without music playing??

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

uber/ lyft drivers without music playing in the car…yall ok? oh wait he has to listen to my girlfriend give directions

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

Delta Cubes!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Peyton Manning: "I have not seen that... EVER!"

Danny DeVito: "I've never seen that. I've never seen that."

Eli Manning: "I've never seen that. I've never seen that." 🏈🎙️ #NFL #MNF

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

11-2 #PatsNation

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

i’ve got hella Russians in my bar drinking moscow mules

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

me: it’s always nissans and BMW’s
my gf: right, aren’t you late for your RN job?
☠️

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

a lot of bargoyles out tonight

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

i never have to cough more in my life than when i’m in an uber

[David DeWeil @daviddeweil]

I get why people eventually get into bird watching. A beautiful little humming bird would never run up the middle 3 straight times and then punt

[Brycen 🏆 @Brycen2047]

The Patriots are now first place in the AFC East

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

The Patriots are back in first place.

[WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

Bruh you're supposed to feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you

[Finn_the_Alien 🛸 @FinnTheUsername]

mf said “superman” lol

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

#GIANTS PASS RUSHER BRIAN “SPIDA” BURNS HAS THE COLDEST CELLY IN THE #NFL.

SUPERMAN.

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