Kieran

Just justing

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

Trump has the audacity to be mad at Taylor swift but he's literally only made it this far because he's relied on cringeworthy celebrity endorsements and stirring controversy by insulting the intelligence of modern day society which is easier to do than try to fix actual issues

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

"Mail package" is one quick typo away from "Male package", please don't find this out the hard way like I did

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

I keep my enemies close but my chicken fingers closer

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

I don't understand the reaction to the golden globes monologue, he was only just Jo- Koy-ing guys. I'll see myself out now.

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

Why call it the "Silk Road" when you could've called it "Instantgram" wasted opportunity there if ya ask me

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

Who is ella and why do they like salmon so much?? And what does that have to do with chicken

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

Forcing all of society to feel bad about plastic straws is like telling people not to swim in the ocean because it'll disrupt the currents. The real impact/culprit on this planet is mass production and this whole divide between self righteous people with money and lower classes.

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

80s hair metal: "look at us we're so metal and hard-core, you should feel intimidated by us"

Also 80s hair metal: "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR FALLING IN LOVE ❤❤💘💙"

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

All the September lovers can suck it this time of year right now is the best

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

The price of spaghetti sauce has gone up so much I'm officially using it as a unit of measurement. For example: I get paid 4.2 cans of spaghetti sauce an hour

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

Me: the year is 2023

Also me: no it's not it's 2019

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

My life consists of 2 possible outcomes:

Work life good but home life sucks
Or
Home life good but work life sucks

I like to switch it up as much as I can to keep things interesting

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

If only every billionaire that does bad things could be scrutinized on social media and not just the same one every week with the exact same scenario/theme each time

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

Day 6 of owning 30 dollar air pods: one of them immediately didn't work on the first day and the other one fell out of my ear into an oven when I leaned over to take the food out of it

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

"Despite the fact that we are all omnipotent now and have discovered infinite energy, it'd just feel like a complete rehash of fallout 4"

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

Todd Howard in the year 10,080 A.D.
"we've decided to delay the release of Fallout 5 by another 8 thousand years, we just aren't there yet with technology and we can't just release another fallout 4"

[Kieran @FinnaTweeet]

There should be a parody song of Bob Marley's jammin called Ramen. And have a part in the song where he's like "I hope you like Ramen too"

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Ugh, my least favorite flavor.