Waffles Malone

fuck throw pillows

[Eye On Axis @eyeonaxis]

86-year-old Lao Huan and his cormorant fishing partner on the Li River. Yangshuo, China by Peter Yan

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

Me when i see a delicious sandwich

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

The lion does not concern him self with his trifling ass baby momma

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“FOR AAAAULD LAAANG SYYYYNE”

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

this will be one of my favorite moments ever not just because it secured gold. nor because of the difficulty. because he is the only person on earth who not passing to one of these two, wide open, is acceptable.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

You know what I always thought about this scene? If you pay attention you can tell PSH could shoot a little bit in real life

[Spitta @CurrenSy_Spitta]

Has Johnny Knoxville or any of his homies ever been shot by an nba game tshirt cannon? I’d like to check something like that out.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Lebron is 40, this fuckery will go on forever.

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Good for Drake but let's see what it looks like in a Bass Pro Shop tank

[Pedigeux @thedarkprowler]

me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me*
my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:

[Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy]

The TSA agent when I rupture my ACL, MCL, and PCL before my flight

[Subscribe to the You Know Ball Patreon @TrillBroDude]

Because tonight will be the night that I will ball for you

[“Bobby” @BarackObobby]

It’s about to be Freak Time in Cream City fr

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[Book @DevinBook]

I’ll do it

[Brenton Mincemoyer @Brentonsmince]

I feel like the camel is just here for the zipline