Fiona Fat Cat

Hi, I'm Fiona! I'm an 12 year old cat, but still stupid and cute as a kitten. My mum keeps telling me that I'm fat and stupid, but she loves me to bits!

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

I just made a comeback on Twitter to vote on @MelanieCmusic who's against @A1Official in a pool. Boys smell, so please go follow Melanie and vote for her. She's got Girl Purrwer. #BackToNapping

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

Mum haven't tweeted or put my pictures on Instagram since last year. #BadHuman

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

My mum took a lot of pictures this Christmas, and then she forgot to post them on my Twitter! You can find them on her IG lenapalsdorf.

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

The torture has begun. I will destroy her decorations... #MerryCatmas

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

If I can get some #CatLovers to #followme I will make sure my mum updates my account frequently. Now I have a fly I need to keep an eye on.

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

Mum forgot that I have an account. Nothing much has happened in 4 years, she put me on diet food though, but still chubby and lovely! #Cats

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

Mum vacuumed me! http://t.co/wlbPDpdPYE

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

Mommy makes the bed, I un-make it.

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

I'm not fat, you've just caught me from a bad angle.

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

#Workoutwithmommy

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Approximately 1/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.

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Cats can “overdose” on catnip, which will typically result in vomiting or diarrhea.

[Lena Juul Palsdorf @Cherryk1ss]

Stribes?

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

#SnuggleSunday

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

#SnuggleSunday

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

Don't like fall, I want summer!

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

Finally a little sun! And some fresh air.

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

I'm not getting up yet, just because mummy have to.

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

Had a few hours nap with mummy on the sofa. Now I'm doing the rest by myself.

[Fiona Fat Cat @FionaFatCat]

OMG! A cardboard box...It's mine now.