Touché Joanna Cherry 🍒
“Unlike you I have a very happy and meaningful career to fall back on.
“And… I have a very strong and happy relationship with my girlfriend and I’m very open about my sexuality, and I’ve been for a very long time.” 🎯 https://t.co/2fsVGJwF0j
@Alan07302094 Deport that depraved fool! He has no place in our country. Rape is almost endemic in India and his views are obviously informed by his experience in his home country.
@StevesThrillers Christ on a bike! What an absolute scumbag to say such a thing to you. Please, do your best to ignore such a loathsome person. May karma bite their arse hard.
Then the lawsuits will keep coming. Should any female patient or member of staff require funding to fight this assault on their legal rights, apply to https://t.co/iyohnrgVZN
Remember those death threats I received last year & a few weeks ago from ‘Jessica Cook’, the trans self-confessed Nazi?
Just received notice that neither @ThamesVP , nor @gmpolice deem them crimes & have dismissed my concerns ‘as not serious enough’.
How’s your Saturday?
NHS has no deadline to bring in new rules on single-sex spaces. Remember ladies these NHS trusts are breaking the law by putting males on female wards. Know your rights & sue. They have had 18 months to prepare.
https://t.co/zbDHExypqJ
In February 2026, workers repairing a collapsed church floor in Maastricht, Netherlands, made a discovery that has historians holding their breath.
Buried in the nave, directly in front of where the altar once stood, was a skeleton. Next to it: a French coin from 1660 and a lead musket ball lodged at chest level. The deacon who was there when the first bone appeared says he is 99% certain he knows who it is.
They think they've found d'Artagnan. The real one.
Most people know the name from Alexandre Dumas's 1844 novel The Three Musketeers, or one of the many films. But the fictional hero was based on a real man: Charles de Batz de Castelmore, born around 1611 in Gascony, southwest France. He was a soldier, a spy, and the most trusted fixer of King Louis XIV.
The real d'Artagnan was not a romantic hero running around with his friends. He was a career soldier who worked as a covert agent for Cardinal Mazarin during one of France's most turbulent periods. He guarded a disgraced finance minister under house arrest for four years because Louis XIV trusted no one else to do it. By 1667, he was the effective commander of the elite Musketeers of the Guard, the king's personal protection unit.
He was also, by all accounts, a decent man. Not always a given in 17th-century French court life.
In 1673, at around 60 years old, he was recalled from a governorship he hated to fight in the French siege of Maastricht. On June 25, a musket ball hit him in the throat. He died on the battlefield and was buried nearby. Where exactly has been a mystery ever since.
French historian Odile Bordaz spent 25 years arguing that the Church of Saints Peter and Paul in Maastricht was the most likely burial site. It was where Louis XIV had his headquarters during the siege and attended daily mass. Dutch archaeologist Wim Dijkman spent 28 years trying to get permission to look. Then the floor caved in, and the church called him.
The skeleton was found exactly where you would bury someone of exceptional importance. The musket ball was at chest level, matching historical accounts of how he died. The coin had been minted by the bishop who presided over a royal mass for the Sun King.
A DNA sample taken from the jawbone is currently being tested in a laboratory in Munich, compared against genetic material from living descendants of d'Artagnan's family. Results are expected within weeks.
After 353 years, we may finally be about to find out where one of history's most legendary soldiers was laid to rest. Not the fictional one. The real one.
#archaeohistories