Figgy

part of the elite MFs group

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

any guy who claims to like “dark humor” in their dating profile would absolutely freeze if i made a dead dad joke on the first date

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

the tl: khlo-

me:

[Figgy @Fiona_Nee]

I sleep so much I literally have to set an alarm for 1:00pm

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I make myself laugh so hard...I should be ashamed. but I’m not. comedy gold courses through my veins. I’m hilarious. if you don’t agree...I pity you.

[mambajuice @sleepy_wasted]

Why the FUCK are LED headlights legal? i’m glad you see can into the future with your bright ass neon blue lights but i’m about to fly off the road, carol

[Figgy @Fiona_Nee]

@maddiedewitt_ I swear to god it was real like they would post the videos on YouTube and I used to watch them

[Figgy @Fiona_Nee]

okay people listen up!! was there at one point a place in the mall that was literally just like a green screens do green clothes and you could like pay to make a music video to any song you wanted or did I just make that up in my head?? lmk

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

no offense but I’d rather get jumped than hang out with someone that doesn’t have a good sense of humor.

[Figgy @Fiona_Nee]

@mayonaise8 bahaha this is me making dead dad jokes to strangers

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

this whole video is musty as fuck.. all y’all had to do was open the door dash app, click “item missing” and they would’ve refunded your money. pestering that man for money for what wasn’t his fault until he was nervous and shaking was fucked up and disgusting.

[Figgy @Fiona_Nee]

People who delete the weird ass selfies and shit that they posted on Instagram in middle school are so immature and boring. Like we were all embarrassing freaks are you really that insecure???

[James @CaucasianJames]

getting double bounced on a trampoline was the last time i felt something

[Figgy @Fiona_Nee]

I bet it was licorice.

[CJ. @williscj_]

after eatin a Nature Valley granola bar https://t.co/H6enLMU4Nv

[Figgy @Fiona_Nee]

@bad_gal_bribri @VanillahUnicorn

[keeb @keebnar]

To All The People I’ve Ghosted Accidentally Because I’m So Bad At Maintaining Communication With Anyone Even People I Care About

[🦋 @YourFavvSista]

hardest pill i had to swallow this year is learning how to pick myself back up & how to cope w/o the ppl who i thought would be in my life for a long time. i had to realize that you have to do shit for yourself b/c the only person that will put you back on your two feet is you

[Figgy @Fiona_Nee]

OR why when I make nail appointments they take fucking walk in before me and make me wait an hour after my appointment???????

[Figgy @Fiona_Nee]

Someone plz explain why my doctors tell you to come in 15 minutes early just to make you wait 15 more minutes after your appointment to come and getchu.