Fi

They see me rollin’, they hatin’. Lottery Winner being paid in very small instalments. Global icon.

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

I have posted this before but ..

26 years ago, a gunman entered
Dunblane Primary School in Scotland,
killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK
govt responded by enacting tight gun
control legislation. In the 9400+ days
since, there have been a total of O
school shootings in the UK.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Can't wait to get sued for having a pet aisle

[Fi @Fionabird]

Rihanna. Nope. #SuperBowl The rappers last year were so good, this was not.

[Fi @Fionabird]

Great to see @ahmhealth increasing prices, after leaking everyone’s data. Personally thrilled to now be inundated with spam emails and texts as a result of this leak. 😡

[Fi @Fionabird]

December thoughts:
“ooh December, almost the holidays” “oh no that fucking elf”…

[Fi @Fionabird]

Go to a pub. Door man says “sorry, no thongs allowed (flip flops, not the underwear). No worries. Remove $50 thongs from my feet, replace with $10 sandals. No problemo, in ye go. 😂🩴

[Fi @Fionabird]

Fuck! I’ve had a child and I didn’t even know! #scammers

[Fi @Fionabird]

“Cauliflower steaks”. What the actual fuck?!

[Fi @Fionabird]

@TheTweetOfGod War? Famine? Plague? Death? Send them on horses…

[Fi @Fionabird]

Commonwealth games, swimming last night.
Man commentator: “a very accomplished breast stroker”.
Woman commentator: “her sister is also a great breast stroker, it’s in the family”.

Could not make this up! #CommonwealthGames2022 #australiancommentary

[Fi @Fionabird]

Thanks @TransportforNSW, this bus didn’t turn up (although a not in service did cruise past at 8.24), the previous bus was early, and now I am going to be late as a result of this incompetence. Thanks very much.

[Fi @Fionabird]

Ironically photo taken from INSIDE the door whilst parcel was “left in a safe place” outside. WTF? Actually attempting delivery by ringing doorbell (it’s working - I’m in my house) would have been safer. @auspost seriously? #auspost #fail #notthefirsttime

[Fi @Fionabird]

Never mind. It’s a sea hare.

[Fi @Fionabird]

Hello @Sydney_Aquarium, do you know what this is? LOADS of them on the beach down at gunnamatta bay today. #weirdseathing

[Fi @Fionabird]

What the hell was that wi the national anthem? 😳 #silverstone #BritishGrandPrix

[Fi @Fionabird]

WTF??? 😳😳😳

[Fi @Fionabird]

Also, why am I suddenly not allowed to see video clips that have been shared, but I still see hundreds of bloody useless adverts? 🤔😡

[Fi @Fionabird]

Where are the usual Sky sports F1 presenters today? They’ve wheeled out the cheap ones for Baku. Where are Lazenby and Brundle?