Jamie ‘The James’ Jane

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@kevtheslice @IronMaiden @WestHam Cheers Kev, bit pricey for my sadly but keeping an eye on

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@EadrictheWild I’m looking for one !

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@oliviahannah632 Name 5 iron maiden songs and what’s the singer’s name

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Looking for two rear standing ticket for Iron Maiden tonight in London, anyone selling?

#IronMaiden #London

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@aronmurphy9000 Disgrace

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I woke up today to see I only had three clean forks in my drawer. My heart sank. But then I looked a little closer 🧐 and there was in fact a different reality.

Life is all about perspective people.

#wednesdaywisdom #notjustforks

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I’ve pooed in three different countries in the last 10 days! #statthat

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@imryanravo 🙏🤲🙌

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I haven’t even reached my final form yet.

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@bitprojectsde Dm me

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Ryanair flight to Pisa. Suspected corona boi on board #Ryanair

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@ThePikachuNL Of course you can max

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@CarolineCoramUK @lof_sol Yeah well hot here, forecast thunder Saturday, Sunday and Monday

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@CarolineCoramUK Yeah get me twitter I’m not even real nothing is real Caroline isn’t real! We’re actually in St. Petersburg right now. Wake up Caroline it’s time to get out of bed

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@CarolineCoramUK Umm I’ll have you know I only post important and factual content on my twitter. 3 months ago I really did shit my pants

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@CarolineCoramUK @DavidJBlakeBre1 Nothing gets past you does it Caroline. I actually edited in these little guys and put gas masks on them. They were ‘firefighters’ who came to escort the passenger off

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@CarolineCoramUK @lof_sol Flight [email protected]

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@CarolineCoramUK @DavidJBlakeBre1 Could have run back down the plane to get a really good close up but decided, on balance, it probably wasn’t worth the risk

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@CarolineCoramUK @DavidJBlakeBre1 Look Caroline you were in Pisa too! Did you fly Ryanair? Must not have had any hand luggage though as they don’t have any overhead storage

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@CarolineCoramUK @DavidJBlakeBre1 Great detective work Caroline, you got me! I just hired out a plane full of people and faked the whole bloody thing. I definitely didn’t actually fly to Pisa, it’s one big joke. You wouldn’t believe it but I actually took this in my back garden