Firas Alexander

Comedian and Producer in Chicago

[Firas Alexander @FirasAlexander]

@GW_Alec I was really excited to play with Envoy Rustwix and then I discovered that nearly all my opponents in Wild would be playing Hysteria, Wretched Tiller, Dark Speaker combo. Extremely unfun and broken. Not interactive. Please. I love this game but this combo is broken.

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@IksarHS I've never complained about a Hearthstone OTK combo before (in six years of playing), but this Dark Speaker, Wretched Tiller, Hysteria combo has really taken the fun out of the game for me.

[Firas Alexander @FirasAlexander]

@WAGSocialCare Was racially profiled at your store at 6121 N. Broadway today (10/12). Filed a complaint by phone already but since my weekend is already ruined with the feelings of anxiety the situation caused I thought I would reach out to see what you think.

[Firas Alexander @FirasAlexander]

Idea to save print media: put it on vinyl.

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So excited I got to meet one of my comedy heroes tonight. Such a nice person! https://t.co/uVWvgDti19

[Firas Alexander @FirasAlexander]

@lommytanza Posted a joke I made today. Please let him have it.

[Firas Alexander @FirasAlexander]

Keep hearing and seeing birthday stuff today.

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Drunk guy at the train stop tapped me on the shoulder to burp in my face. He was on a phone call at the time.

[Firas Alexander @FirasAlexander]

Literally sent and replied to a hundred messages today. Producing is time consuming but very fulfilling. & yes aware of irony of tweeting.

[Random Fandom @GoRandomFandom]

Our team held a family friendly panel called Improv, I Choose You! at @animecentral this past weekend. We brought the nerdy! #Anime #Improv

[Firas Alexander @FirasAlexander]

Somehow in front row of marvel house of ideas panel. Hopeful they'll announce some cool things and not just do some brand masturbation.

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Stan Lee (!) is about to take the stage. The mood is intense.

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Just ordered a drink at friends show and bartender delivered it to the only other black guy at the bar. #thisismylife

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Holy shit. The guy next to me on the train is super fucked up and spitting up blood. Not a euphemism. Actual blood is dripping down.

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I think I'm going to start replacing "c"s with "x"s in all my future xommunication bexause it looks really cool.

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Many people complain about everyone being on their smartphones all the time on the train. I won't ever again. #idrooledonmyself

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At this point I'd be shocked if this guy on the train doesn't whip out his dick. He's just having the slowest convo ever and rubbin himself.

[Firas Alexander @FirasAlexander]

Just coughed and farted at the same time. Not gonna lie it was scary, but I'm recovering.

[Firas Alexander @FirasAlexander]

Oh God. We're all Jeb! now.

[Teymour @Teymour_Ashkan]

Minnesota has officially elected Ilhan Omar, the nation's first Somali-American Muslim lawmaker. #Election2016