Joel Orlando Garcia

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

@conwh0re How low of a credit score can I have to apply for bf?

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

It is so satisfying when you flip over the pillow and lay your head on the cold side. #sweetdreams #nightmaresbegone

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

The most euphoric smell:
Opening a new bag of Oreos and having the chocolate scent wafting over your face.

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

I’ve really been listening to Marty Robbins on Spotify and I’m feeling soooo nostalgic this week. #nostalgia #western

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

I can’t tell now a days if I’m too smart and people don’t understand what I’m saying, or that I’m too stupid and no one knows what I’m saying.

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

P.S. I’m at a Mexican restaurant and I didn’t even let my roommate eat any chips.

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

I’m that kind of person that munches on all the chips at the Mexican restaurant and gives no regards to the people at the table or elsewhere.

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

Really having a blast working on homework with my friends while we roast each other. Ahhhh what a night!

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

I really feel Emily Dickinson’s “i felt a funeral, in my Brain”
It just be like that sometimes.

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

Am I tired? Yes.
Am I delusional? Yes.
Do I give a fuck? Yes.

Goodnight everyone!

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

Have you ever been so angry at someone because they’re so much more successful, beautiful, and talented than you are or am I just a spiteful person.

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

There comes a point in one’s life where you find one content creator so cool that you just gotta share what they got. Love me some jazz at midnight.

Gus Johnson as Paul Simon Writing "You Can Call Me Al" but it's a differ... https://t.co/gnidGeu1Fw via @YouTube

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

Breaking News: Peppa Pig is a descendant from the pigs in “Animal Farm”! Think about it, (1) she has a British voice, where the farm took place, (2) she’s 7’ tall, where’s clothes, and sleeps in a bed, just like the pigs started doing, and (3) she’s bipedal just the other pigs!

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

Wow dusting off this Twitter is gonna take a WHOLE lot of work. Let’s see how long I can keep this twitter profile alive before I forget about it again lol.

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

When you try to be a mode but your outfit makes you look like a rock. Thank you Saturation and late night study highs! @ University of St. Thomas https://t.co/OKGXlPJIkz

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

Even though I don’t have $0.50, I can still see that my future is bright! #oceanfeeling @ Selena Mirador de la Flor https://t.co/RGWYc9EtN1

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

On the road again, really looking like a 70’s character about to start his monologue. #OnTheRoadAgain #megabus @ Grand Prairie, Texas https://t.co/LrCCxwvitu

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

There are so many things good about today. (1) I am alive. (2) Everyone I know is alive. (3) The world has not ended. (4) I had waffles!

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

📷 https://t.co/3jgWpf10tz

[Joel Orlando Garcia @FireEmblemrulz]

#Voez @ Fort Worth, Texas https://t.co/OMBpsWAwdR