FireEyeX

Fuck Donald Trump the RAPIST.

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Drop everything you're doing and watch this now. RIGHT NOW.

Ari K and Schuyler Brown, I have no idea who you 2 beautiful bastards are, but you're instant legends. Hopefully someone in the comments knows and tags.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

All three of Jo Adell's HR robberies on Saturday

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Even we have to agree with this.

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

@VladDavidzon @lauferlaw And nobody gives a shit about you

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

@Kenneth_Belkin @ZohranKMamdani Moron 👆🏽

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

Brutal

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

@Average_NY_Guy @ChristinaC10423 You can Fuck right off.

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

@AGHamilton29 @MaxNordau Every generation must learn its own lessons, move on.

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

@simonateba NOoooooooo

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

@StevenHorvitz @NoahCRothman WOMEN dipshit

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

I have a secret….Kamala Harris is actually winning this race. Contrary to the jiffy lube insights poll you see on here, things look really good for Madame President.

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

@DanicaPatrick @realDonaldTrump Why do rednecks love Trump so much?

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

@Drea_got_banned @chrislongview The reporters had nothing to do with it, in fact, they’re all pissed, it’s the managing editor!

[Danny Miller @DanielMillerEsq]

My 103 year old grandfather is a veteran who fought in Patton’s army in World War II. He knows what he’s got to do to keep the country safe and strong and that is why he voted last week in Ohio for Kamala Harris for president and Sherrod Brown for Senator.

[Nandita Bose @nanditab1]

FWIW the leader of the Taliban is Mullah Hibatullah Akhundzada, who has been in charge since 2016. Not a guy named Abdul.

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

He spoke 39 times, she spoke 25 times. He spoke for 5 minutes more.

[FireEyeX @FireEyex]

@TheodoreRoosev8 @jonathanchait I like you, but aren’t you dead?