The Sexy Firefighter

Love puns

Love buns

[Nicholas Shrink @shrink9k]

Dad bods are out. Small dongs are in.

[The Sexy Firefighter @FireFighterHwig]

@FinalNate bro I'm straight up huffpuff

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@jamb1113 I enjoyed this series

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@_zaras somehow knew you would comment

[The Sexy Firefighter @FireFighterHwig]

Just a reminder that Relient K is still the best band in history

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@Ncoleycole @number1lynn

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@BIGTOB12 upgrade your whole life dude

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@Number2Allander bring the heat

[The Sexy Firefighter @FireFighterHwig]

Runescape on my phone, the future is here and now. See me in the wildy nerds

[The Sexy Firefighter @FireFighterHwig]

@bondizzle024 it has happened

[The Sexy Firefighter @FireFighterHwig]

@RHenry23 @hineybush me too thanks

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How do people have so much to say on twitter/social media

[The Sexy Firefighter @FireFighterHwig]

@ItsKdozzi get to it buddy

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@ItsKdozzi oh yeeeeeaaahh.. You see him in Deadpool? Pretty good

[The Sexy Firefighter @FireFighterHwig]

Been sitting on the highway with my car off for 2.5 hours so far. How am I supposed to stay awake... Still have an hour to drive fml

[Nicholas Shrink @shrink9k]

Slap a big ole heart on my #NewProfilePic