Michael Oxlong

Boilermaker. Busch Light enjoyer.

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Yeah shut the fuck up buddy, Midwest does it better than your retarded ass could ever #nukeLSU

[Trey “Diesel” Green @TreyDiesel7]

I bet the f4gs at Penn state and Indiana are doing this same thing today. NOT #shrink #shrinkmylank #expandLSU

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Eagle has landed in West Lafayette. I’m over here barking like a fucking retard.

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

@BuschBeer #BLAppleStockUp #Sweepstakes

My wife left me because I skipped paying rent this month to save money for Bapple so now I need to get her back

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Boiler Nation, let’s have a week (or 2 for the retard majors),

God bless Grand Prix, God bless Senior Week, God Bless this University.

#expand #gouglyearly #Threetwuan #CarsenMFEdwards

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

@skipdripbayless You sir, clearly did not #kb back in the day. College BB was certified.

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Nothing like some business propositions by a fire with your absolute boys #expand #PrimeBlakeBortles

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Do yall mind if this white boy speaks a little espanol with pops?? #expand

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

When are bapples getting anywhere near Indiana??

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

@balls1183837194 Lamar!

Good to hear from you sir. It is on my Mount Rushmore for sure! Be well my friend

Best,
Michael

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

@DeanGul36845038 Dean,

I shed a single tear when the lady took off the ring. Brutal night for that bloke, hope he can recover.

Still hit though,
Mike

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

BV, I cannot believe it. The left let us get to Friday, YET AGAIN! Truly unfathomable stuff by them, what a way to start the weekend. #TVOutside #TakeThatLibs #PurduePleaseWin #2019RyanCline

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

What wonderful weather we’re having today

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Very dumb argument considering how much stronger faster and bigger athletes have gotten since that time, but to say a 6’11 freak of nature that would’ve been the fastest or 2nd fastest player on the court during that time wouldn’t be better than a 6’6 good athlete, is dumb.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo calls out LeBron James

“Giannis is not as good as Julius Erving... he's not in the same ballpark.”

(h/t @awfulannouncing )

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Enjoy the view from Cancun buddy, you can find out big brothers tip off time for Friday later tonight

[Cody Delmendo @cody__cubs]

@IlliniMBB thanks always tweeting the final score unlike another school we all know I’m talking about

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

24/32 in round of 64. Only bad miss was Louisville to the sweet 16. Should’ve known the damn ACC was really the ASS. We will rally in round of 32!!!!

#MarchMadness #LouisvilleIsAss #PeytonSivaWasNeededTonight

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Buddy yakked in the RV on the last night of the trip. Holy #shrink buddy can not hang!!!! #BoozeGotTheBestOfHim #NoMoreRum #DUITigerWoods

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

@joe_creighton60 Joe, I respect that aspect of it for sure. However, when my 9 am looks like driving through the mountains with limited service, I much prefer a noon or 2pm tip!

Best wishes from the round of 32,
Mike

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Hopping on the BV this morning to say that the west coast time zone is the worst in the country for watching sports and March Madness starting at 9:00 AM is criminal.

Roll Boila’z!!!!! 🚂🚂

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

White boy is currently running the football like damn Mike Alstott!!

#GroundAndPound #HBDive #NoHellCatDriversAllowed

[Michael Oxlong @FireShrews]

Cannot comprehend how the left let this white boy get this hot. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Pelosi!!

#RandyJohnsonHittingThatDamnBird
#BigDawg #StillInSearchOfButt