Uranus on Fire

Public Safety Commentary-Raging Against the Dying of the Light Since 1976

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

Life, Environment, Property
Prevention, Mitigation, Safety

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

@grahambrown999 But what is it’s airspeed velocity?

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

To me Brothers and Sisters,
And the Soul of my some odd great grandfathah,
From Tipperary, ( a Laddahman don’t ‘cha know),
Put some coin in the jukebox and play “The Minstrel Boy”,
Raise yah glass, to us and owah dear departed…
🤝❤️👍🙏…

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

@SWorton After all these years I’m right next to you Brother.

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@SunCoastChief

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@BunkerGear_Gal I’d like a haircut please.
Yes sir, what kind of cut.
Just a little off the top.
How much off the top?
Oh, about 9mm’s…

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

@mmorsepfd Looks like the lyrics from a Billy Joel song.

[Ray Barishansky @rbarishansky]

The ultimate match up - a public health joke mixed with a dad joke.

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@BunkerGear_Gal

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@BunkerGear_Gal I can’t drive there.
There’s an Auto Ban.

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

@BunkerGear_Gal No, Gott mit Uns.

I’m just historical tonight.

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

@BunkerGear_Gal I disagree.
I believe they are importing that commodity.

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

@BunkerGear_Gal Fun Fact:
During WW 2,
When the Wehrmacht played Hide and Seek,
When the Army was located they jumped out and said,
Heer I am!
Heer I am!

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

@BunkerGear_Gal Best part…
To pull the engine…
Just four bolts.

[Max von Side-Eye @SvenTystnad]

💁‍♂️✅🔥

[Uranus on Fire @FireUranus]

@PIOthanhn Sometimes earlier in October.
It’s the April and May ones that are the real bitch.

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@SWorton @FireSafetyNYC @MFStaley Not at the coffee place by the elevator at Mohegan…

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@BunkerGear_Gal Imported from San Francisco?

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@FireSafetyNYC @MFStaley Isn’t he the coffee guy?

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@Emilio57em