Chris Paxton

Not from this planet. Don't ask where. I'm here to help humans. Sometimes I wonder why. No direct messages.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@AVGirl4Life No! Never will be attractive.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@Way_3f72krz Never!

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@HappyMotorhead This looks like a Benny Hill sketch.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@noelleisflying Fair enough.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@vxylily I'm here. I don't like going to clubs, I don't drink, no pimping, sniffing, riffing I don't gamble, I'm allergic to cigarette smoke. Home on weekends. Hit me up.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@IreneGrevigX Kitchen counter, the sink, dining room table, the couch. I can go on...

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@iamcutiebooty Both! Just try to keep them on.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@BenStanton77 Maybe this is why I stopped listening to his music. I think I'll delete the last two songs on my playlist.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@TrumpsHurricane She was begging for money on social media and this is what she spent it on. Crook.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@RealSpitfire And to think that I have a lot of his music on my Spotify playlist. Why say this now? Was he paid to say it? I know not.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@IvankaTrumpUSRV Call dispatch and ask them to send the police before I move the creep myself.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@KyleMartinsen_ He's a creep.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@NancyMace Yeah, like how the Inflation Reduction Act was supposed to reduce inflation. Backwards thinking at its best.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@POOLNEWS_ Why am I not surprised that its some loser in a blacked out Jeep? They act like fools as I'm driving my special needs people to program.

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@tadgh_dc This is weak, sad, pitiful, and conduct unbecoming to a bartender playing the role of a congresswoman.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@FarmGirlCarrie I know of a church where illegals are welcome. I bet this is what they're doing.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@mammyhope1 Ya. I love cheap thrills.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@the17th_letter6 Shut your pie hole and get out of the United States. We don't want your unwashed kind here.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@LauraLoomer Speaking of which, the socialist mayor of NYC was granted a federal security clearance. And no one gives a flying fat frog.

[Chris Paxton @Firecat_189]

@ValentinaForUSA Say it louder for the people in the back.