Statler and Waldorf

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[Statler and Waldorf @FiredStatWald]

@Sofia50020Sofia John Adams

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#svengoolie

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@NatliSznn You're Welcome

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If this was the Twilight Zone, the supposed day of his death would arrive and ironically everyone in the world would drop dead, but he remains alive. And then Rod Serling would say something, and he'd turn out to be a robot or something.

#svengoolie

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@Nerikull @SunfishBreeze And for us, that covers everyone in the world!

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The horror of the climax is undermined by the fact that the monster looks like Thog.]

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@ChrisWfromRI Not unlike the episodes where the Care Bear Cousins did Star Trek episodes.

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@StephanieDantz1 Well, saying "Into the Woods", and reminding us of a musical we don't like, makes this movie look better by comparison.

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@dmm316 @MeTV We send our respects to your grandpa and all veterans who have fought against tyranny. Nazis were and are an absolute evil and the war to defeat them was a true act of the defense of freedom!

We may be grouchy and cynical. But we know what's right!

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It's D-Day, and here's a @MeTV angle.

James Doohan of Star Trek was among the many soldiers who landed on the beach that day. He lost a finger on his right hand to machine gun fire. They avoided showing that on the show. But it's visible in the tribbles episode.

#svengoolie

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@BizSuperstar We're two of the biggest Goon Show fans. Thanks for the reference!

Needle Nardle Noo!

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@BizSuperstar We don't wish to know that.

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@AStallwitz Well, improv is frequently the work of the devil

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The pocket hose is bulletproof!

That's for people who live in a dangerous neighborhood but still want to water their lawn.

#Svengoolie

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@lqioew She blows him away and he even spins around, falls over a railing and plunges from a great height! Classic!

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By the way, we watched a movie called "Critical Mass". A Die Hard ripoff about terrorists taking over a nuclear plant. Stars Treat Williams and Lori Laughlin.
See it if you want to see Aunt Becky from Full House mow down the head terrorist with an assault rifle.

#svengoolie

[Statler and Waldorf @FiredStatWald]

@b9tech Doctor Who seems too dissimilar to Perry Mason?

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PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT

Nothing to Report. As usual, we are reminded that British people steered well clear of Perry Mason. Maybe it was Paul Drake's insistence on drinking his beer cold.

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Portentous Opening Narration! We approve.

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@b9tech No, the most terrifying story the screen has ever told was "The Pest"

https://t.co/fu9oOzs8lH

#svengoolie