🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥

Entertainment manager. Rhythm Game Geek. Hipster-gamer fraud.

[TOP 100 @TOP100KPOP]

TOP 40 – JAPANESE GIRL GROUPS

#2 BABYMETAL

Congratulations! 🎉

[🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥 @Fireflower18]

I completed the Korean Course today

[🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥 @Fireflower18]

HA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*UGLY CRYING*

[🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥 @Fireflower18]

Bought an oil diffuser for work because my customers smell like oil and cum rags

[🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥 @Fireflower18]

Week three of Fire wears a badass dress as a form of resistance

[໊ @faewings]

jellyfish teabags ଳ

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

It’s hard being THIS handsome…

[🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥 @Fireflower18]

I wasnt trying to do anything but let the music play randomly

The clock struck midnight. 1:30 into Cyberpunk

[lily hoang-zhu @liliuhms]

life is happy with something as simple as a shrimpmas tree 🍤

[🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥 @Fireflower18]

@FragilePaper AYYYYYYY
I can't wait to listen to the wrapped greeting again and again until I can figure out what Changbin said

[🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥 @Fireflower18]

Hongjoongi! Hongjoong!! I'm sorry, I'll explain everything when we meet. I'm still more loyal to you than the other oppas... but some things happened over the summer...

[byteparrot (CarveOut, Slopecrashers) @byteparrot]

We're Defying Gravity! 2 DAYS until Slopecrashers launches!

Play FREE DEMO & wishlist
🏄🏔️ https://t.co/V5hhCQCeNb
#racinggame #snowboardinggame #multiplayer

[Tim the Shitposting Linguist @LinguisticsShi1]

Why aren’t women’s breast referred to as chestnuts?

[🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥 @Fireflower18]

Okay, Desert Bus is mostly done for the year. Took a couple days off to reset and now I'm back on the kpop bullshit.

Super glad they wrote another song about me.

Why all the songs about fire gotta fuck so hard?

[Desert Bus for Hope @DesertBus]

We bussing love maccha and our sponsor Jagasilk specializes in maccha and sharing their knowledge of traditional techniques. Jared Nyberg from @JagaSilk will be calling in at 4AM!

[Desert Bus for Hope @DesertBus]

Goooooooood morning Desert Bus!

Let's get the spicy bean juice flowing and raise a bus-load of money for the children!

https://t.co/TYETcTPUyX

[Desert Bus for Hope @DesertBus]

The suggestive wiggling worked!! We've just bussed right past $200,000 for #DB2024!!

[Desert Bus for Hope @DesertBus]

Introducing Teller!
Silent partner to Penn Jillette in their Magical Duo, Teller is an accomplished talent himself. Performer, author, master magician and published in Nature, but also one of the co-architects of Desert Bus! Join us in giving him the hero's welcome he deserves!

[🍤 Your Shrimp Girlfriend ❤️‍🔥 @Fireflower18]

Crossed WIN A LIVE AUCTION off my goals list

[Desert Bus for Hope @DesertBus]

It is time! Live Auction for the gorgeous Beauty and the Beast clock. Come get in those bids!

https://t.co/wvj7Dj37xe

[Desert Bus for Hope @DesertBus]

In light of recent events on Night Watch, the Desert Bus for Hope Communications Team wishes to very firmly and extremely officially advise viewers against putting spin-down counters and/or polyhedral dice in your mouth.