Azula

On the Grand Tour (ie chasing my loser brother and uncle all around the globe) before I settle down to rule the Fire Nation.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

I don't know why my friends tiptoe around me like this around this time every year. It's just another day. Like. Any. Other.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

I just did a *spot-on* impression of Zuzu without so much as a laugh from this kid. I thought air nomads had senses of humor. Myth debunked.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

@Knifebender_Mai Oh you. I only make friends with people who make good life choices. It's why my relationship w/ my brother is so strained.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

@aqmazka @Fireprince_Zuko Yeah, he'll always be ickle Zuzu to me, trying to run away from me and falling flat on his cute wittle face. ^_^

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

@camiiru_ Yeah, our Empire Class battle ships are pretty sharp. That's a good one, I should use it sometime. Thank you, loyal citizen!

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

I am not after your stupid bison, @Appa_lover112. Did Zuzu not explain why we're following you? ...oh, I guess he probably didn't.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

Protip pt B: deliberately creating a trail of hair that leads straight to you, however, is NOT a great strategy.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

Protip: If you want to mislead a tracker, creating a path of your bison's hair off in another direction is a great strategy (cont)

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

@Knifebender_Mai @TeaBender_Iroh Yeah, we'll have to gag Uncle when we're taking him home. One can only take so many platitudes about tea.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

Aw, it's so cute trying to watch this ratty old bison outrun us! This is why tanks and geckos are superior transportation.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

@Knifebender_Mai Sleep is for the weak. We are not weak. We are strong. Now drink your hot sugared leaf juice & help us watch for hair.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

I feel like @Knifebender_Mai 's twitter account of our quest is leaving out the more exciting parts, like how we have a lead on the Avatar!

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

Merry Firemas, everyone. I may not be home this year, but I will be celebrating with my traditional setting dried-out pine trees on fire.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

Always a fan of Firemas movies, even if they get creative portraying my family. http://t.co/GegYAc7l Zuzu's voice is spot-on, though.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

That feeling when you drink too much tea too late at night & suddenly have a lot of energy to direct on hunting Enemies of the State.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

Ty Lee brought me tea to calm down after talking about mom on twitter. NOT THAT @FIREPRINCE_ZUKO COULD UPSET ME. But refusing would be rude.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. Zuzu and I had perfectly happy, normal childhoods except for all the unexplained disappearances.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

Those of you following @Fireprince_Zuko may have noticed that he's been taking the time to air some of the family's dirty laundry.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

Signs you might be a peasant: you have a strong superstitious belief in "happy" families.

[Azula @Firelady_Azula]

@Fireprince_Zuko I have told you a thousand times, I sacrificed them so that she can have them in the next world. Or whatever. #zukoalone