Rob Firkser

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

@badcharts1 The rotation is always quieter than the crowd expects—position before the noise.

My morning note on the leaders into next week → https://t.co/XHMXIpLqkp

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

@zerohedge These kids need real consequences, not just a slap on the wrist.

My temperature check on the range into the last hour → https://t.co/dRUWGSsGG9

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

@SayNoToTrading I hung up thinking, "overdue" is just their word for "we want your data complete."

My gut read on the setup into the final hour → https://t.co/0aVYIYAagS

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

A golden retriever named George jumped on me today to say “Hi” and to show me his tennis ball. Today is going to be amazing.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Idk about anyone else, but the intense anxiety I feel when a stranger decides to sit next to me on a park bench makes me want to slowly melt into goop.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Things I don’t understand: why people bop up and down when they walk.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Y’all I had two anxiety attacks yesterday, but feel great today.

Show your emotion, it helps a ton!

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

I take a month break from Fbook and the first status I see is someone outraged about Superman coming out as bi. Supposedly it makes little kids think about what’s going in and out of his butt.

I wonder what Ariel and Prince Eric make kids think about then when they kiss…

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Being too much vs. being unhealthy to be around.

Know the difference y’all.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Can I say something brave yet controversial?

The mullet hairstyle that is popping back into fashion is just not it, sis.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Y’all haven’t listened to Aaliyah’s self titled album and it shows.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Hello, yall.

Realized in therapy that my anxiety has been dictating my life for 10+ years. It’s been a fun ride discovering who Rob is without being controlled by anxiety.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

The amount of times I see people come into the barber shop and don’t need haircuts yet still get one is astounding.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

So manifesting does kind of work. Just a psa for y’all.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Was just told I’d make a beautiful photo. That’s my type of compliment.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Cue white lady blaming Starbucks employees for filling her drink to high after spilling it on her son in the front seat.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

I wish there was a product to cure the ghost feeling of sunglasses after you take them off.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

I swear to god, I can’t believe that after a goddamn pandemic people are STILL not washing hands.

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

Funniest team name at trivia night: “Let me slip in between your hufflepuff”

[Rob Firkser @Firkology]

If you leave a cloth on a table with a liberal and conservative in a locked room, they will politicize that piece of fabric so fast.