Kris Jong Un

Constantly innovating in the random thought space

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Kim Jong Un when someone in the crowd says he doesn’t look good after his weight loss

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People who like Elon musk: omg Twitter has been so much better since he took over

People who don’t like Elon musk: This app is a hell scape since he took over i am leaving

Normal people: lol funny tweet about a bee I love this app

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Good morning

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Late entry for worst tweet of the year

[Forbes @Forbes]

Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison is a math whiz who loves Harry Potter and taking big risks. She is also one of the supporting players in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX catastrophe — and a new darling of the alt-right.

Read more: https://t.co/15QghRLzNz

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He loves Hispanics!

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And you guys had the nerve to call him racist smh

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Get them off the streets, they are mentally UNHINGED

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i look at people who go to EDM concerts the same as I would look at Charles Manson

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Heard someone playing David Guetta

Never forget the time he ended racism https://t.co/ecKt36hQA2

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Me to the fish after I catch it

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Shit myself every time I use self checkout

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@MattWallace888 @elonmusk

[Peter🦍🍌 @PLDroneOperator]

This Waitress Told Me She Was Born In 2006 And I Was Like Damn This Bitch Was Born When The Elder Scrolls Oblivion Came Out

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People online trying to suppress the urge to share every waking moment of their lives with the social media

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@kimpossiblefact Why we gotta know all this? Lmfaooooo

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Where are the dead hamsters jojo

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

Kirk on the plane performing for his teammates

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This is what your schizophrenic uncle who just yelled at everyone at the family party about the end of the world would post on Facebook

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Dawg, if I was you, I wouldn't feel myself
Dawg, if I was you, I'd kill myself🤠

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I love life rn sm

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This is my life homie u decide yours !!!!!!

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Nick cannons baby names sound like the lineup at the Kentucky derby