TheFirstBartBaker

screenwriter, novelist, playwright, aging jock, parent. 2 features, 12 TV movies and four episodes of series produced. 6 novels published and 8 plays staged.

[TheFirstBartBaker @FirstBartBaker]

The movie I wrote premieres Saturday, August 24! A beautiful romance. Bring Kleenex. #romance #tayediggs #meagangood #terrymcmillan #love #tears #lovestory

[TheFirstBartBaker @FirstBartBaker]

@CawthornforNC Do you think you’re still relevant? You’re not.

[TheFirstBartBaker @FirstBartBaker]

@Jim_Jordan As thin a human being as your hair. The man whose poster you have above your bed is a seditionist and a sex offender. You are just a sad human being. History will laugh at you.

[TheFirstBartBaker @FirstBartBaker]

@RelentlessGirl7 https://t.co/QdSqqjWih4

[TheFirstBartBaker @FirstBartBaker]

@RepMTG You just might be the saddest, dimmest person in America. And considering your party of nitwits, that’s saying something.

[Flickory @theflickory]

If you're looking for a high-octane read, look no further than I Promise You Pain by @FirstBartBaker, an adrenaline-fueled thriller you won't be able to put down #bookbuzz #pageturner #booklovers https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[Flickory @theflickory]

Fast-paced and filled with intrigue, I Promise You Pain by @FirstBartBaker will leave you on the edge of your seat #thriller #crimefiction #bookaddict https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[Flickory @theflickory]

With a diverse cast of characters, I Promise You Pain by @FirstBartBaker tackles tough issues while delivering a gripping storyline #bookstagram #mustread #booknerd https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[TheFirstBartBaker @FirstBartBaker]

@jodyjsperling They don’t. It’s a choice.

[Flickory @theflickory]

Join Cordon Finn on his quest for vengeance in I Promise You Pain, the first book in a thrilling new series by @FirstBartBaker #actionpacked #suspenseful #bookworms https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[Flickory @theflickory]

What happens when a mission goes wrong? Find out in I Promise You Pain by @FirstBartBaker, a heart-pounding thriller with unexpected twists #bookish #newrelease https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[Flickory @theflickory]

Former military specialist turned extractor Cordon Finn takes on a dangerous mission in I Promise You Pain by @FirstBartBaker #amreading #suspense #vengeance https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[Flickory @theflickory]

Get ready for a dark and intense ride with I Promise You Pain, the first book in the Cordon Finn Vengeance Series by @FirstBartBaker #thriller #action #diversecast https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[Flickory @theflickory]

Fast-paced and filled with intrigue, I Promise You Pain by @FirstBartBaker will leave you on the edge of your seat #thriller #crimefiction #bookaddict https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[Flickory @theflickory]

With a diverse cast of characters, I Promise You Pain by @FirstBartBaker tackles tough issues while delivering a gripping storyline #bookstagram #mustread #booknerd https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[Flickory @theflickory]

What happens when a mission goes wrong? Find out in I Promise You Pain by @FirstBartBaker, a heart-pounding thriller with unexpected twists #bookish #newrelease https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[TheFirstBartBaker @FirstBartBaker]

@Jim_Jordan I didn’t try and overthrow the US, I didn’t steal top secret documents and refuse to give them back. I didn’t try to cheat an election. Nice try, Sparky. But being on your knees in fealty to Trump is kind of sad. Are your lips moist?

[Flickory @theflickory]

Former military specialist turned extractor Cordon Finn takes on a dangerous mission in I Promise You Pain by @FirstBartBaker #amreading #suspense #vengeance https://t.co/rvEVikiQc6

[TheFirstBartBaker @FirstBartBaker]

@slickdickmagrik Gluten free chocolate chip wafers, lightly salted.

[TheFirstBartBaker @FirstBartBaker]

@faultyharb Move away from people.