First Buses East

This is not the Twitter account for First East Buses. This is a parody.

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Union rep just left in floods of tears. Dave came out five minutes later, grinning and cracking his knuckles. Jesus.

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Dave negotiating drivers christmas bonuses with the union rep this morning. This never goes well.

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Getting the bus home after work to start your weekend? Good luck with that, buddy....we are out of here.

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The weird thing about that is that Timmy's choice is currently winning the vote. Love to see how Linda's going to sort THAT out.

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Dave's voted for the Christmas party to be at Hooters as usual. Timmy voted for it, and I'm not kidding, to be "at Willy Wonka's factory".

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And by unrepeatable I mean 1/3 obscene, 1/3 illegible and 1/3 telling us to go f*** ourselves.

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First day of December. We've asked all the drivers for their ideas about the Christmas party. Unrepeatable as usual.

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@AmyJayXx You'd rather he smoked on the bus? Done.

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@amydoherty_ I wish all hate tweets were as well punctuated as this.

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@LisaaJLSAitkenn How about an apology tweet?

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@StephanieTWx You can't put a price on education.

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@x_katiechristie Shuts going down huh? Sounds good.

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@AlicesInput It's like russian roulette, but with buses. Good luck x

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@bianCUNT We've chucked that in the "New slogan suggestion box". As it's currently the only thing in there, it's got a pretty good chance!

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@LaurieLeee Wanna join our street team?

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@magsdoyle8485 Thanks. We try. Not hard, but we definitely don't actively NOT try....and that's what counts.

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@weeianbl @KirstyMmm It's the 'xxx' that made us feel much better about that. Thanks.

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@MrCrayonBomb @tobyward14 Well, now that it's official we can breathe a sigh of relief.

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@RodimusPrime84 You know what's weird? We don't even HAVE inspectors, those guys just do it in their spare time. For kicks.

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@_LauraBailey_ You should've biked. It's healthier. We're basically saving your life, one missed bus at a time.