Only 9,999 away from 10k holders…
Or 9,998 if we give the LP a participation trophy and call it a “holder”. 😁
That poor pool is basically the team mom holding everything together while we scream “wen moon”.
10k soon. Don’t @ me unless you’re the 10,000th 😉
$FIRST
Larry Fink rang me yesterday like: '10% of $FIRST, discounted, for old times' sake?'
Me: 'Bruh this is your ETF playground.
https://t.co/J7UGeC4gMo or GTFO. Fair launch respects no billionaire.'
BlackRock vs one based dev — who blinks first? 😆
$FIRST
$FIRST to $100M MC?
Bro we're literally just short like..
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$99.9978 Million only or whatever. That's it. That's the whole gap.
I’ve spent more regretting late night DoorDash orders. One solid 🐋 sneeze and we're there. We are closing this "shortfall" easier than finishing a bag of chips 😁
45,455×?
Feels like pocket lint.
Wen moon 🌝?
Wen we are already halfway
$FIRST #FirstCoinTo100M
Why buy $FIRST?
1. Dev wallet has only 0.069 SOL and crushing debt vibes 💔
2. Zero paid shills – we are too poor for marketing, only pure vibes & existential dread.
3. Community so weak people keep asking ME for promo money.
4. If it rugs, at least it will be an honest rug from poverty, not greed.
Basically the anti-everything coin. Buy before I sell my kidney to pay gas fees. 😁
Pure chaos. Pure potential.
https://t.co/BH1DI3bMaL
$FIRSTCOIN
People offering paid promo like I’m sitting on a war chest 🧰
Bros, my wallet has 0.069 cents in it and existential dread.
The only thing getting pumped is my blood pressure when I see gas fees. 😁
Pure grassroots or GTFO
$FIRSTCOIN
@traderInosuke Not sure about the strongest but $FIRST has the weakest community. Instead of buying it, MFs keep asking me to send some Sol for paid promotion of my coin 😂
Day 1 of bull posting $FIRST until we flip the meta.
No rugs, no drama - just pure bloodline energy.
Load the bags or watch from the sidelines.
$FIRST #FirstCoin
Hey @LobstarWilde
Yo Lobstar, if you ink my majestic $FIRST logo permanently on one of your giant red claws, I'll drop a life changing $1 straight into your coin.
Yes, you heard that right - one whole USD.
Your bags will be instantly heavier.
Your holders wil start crying tears of joy (or confusion) 😂
My word is diamond-claw engraved, baby. No rugs, no take backs.
Now go find a tattoo artist who specializes in crustacean skin. The fate of crypto history rests on your pinchers.
Who's getting the needle first?
you or your MC? 🚀 🔥
#FirstCoin #LobstarWilde #ClawTattooChallenge
Fun fact: Bitcoin was the first coin ever.
My $FIRST coin is... also the first coin.
(First for me, but mathematically that's 100% the same thing 😂)
To the moon or to my mom's basement? Place your bets 😁 #FIRSTCOIN
My very first coin launch— $FIRST—is the spark that started it all. The first thing you create in life always holds a special place in your heart. No matter the ups, downs, rugs, or pumps... it’s the one that taught you everything.
Forever grateful for that moment.🚀
#FIRSTCOIN