Sally

Exploring the world of online dating, one pick up line at a time.

[Tinder @Tinder]

Bringing this up again because we feel it's important. Reminder: Women aren't responsible for "fixing" their partners.
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[Tinder @Tinder]

Larry David took the number 2 spot for most talked about celebs in Tinder bios this year — which is prett-ayyyy prett-ayyyy prett-ayyyy good. Show LD some love! #LarryDavid #yearinswipe

[Atlanta Journal-Constitution @ajc]

Atlanta rapper Lil Jon opened his second primary school in Ghana this week, continuing his efforts to give back and advocate for education in underserved communities. https://t.co/UD4tYEDg7I

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

Movies alone = I don’t have to share popcorn or argue about what movie to see.

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

Guess who’s back...

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

@KatMykals Well I know how not to date...not sure anyone else does. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

Pizza helps. https://t.co/z5c8C522hy

[Alfie Deyes @AlfieDeyes]

You don't have to say i love you to say i love you

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

And another one bites the dust. Literally matched with this dude earlier today and this was what he starts out with after giving me his ##

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

Only took 3 dates for Mr Handsome to turn into Mr Asshole. Thanks for getting that out of the way early, buddy. #singleaf #tindernighmare

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #singlelife #adventuresofasinglegirl

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

You ever date someone who is totally out of your league but they are super into you?? Yeah. Me neither. Until now. #wtf #singleaf #marryme

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

Also this. I've been trying this online dating bullshit for way too long. You'd think I'd learn my lesson by now. 🙄

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

This popped up on my #timehop today. Good stuff. #singleforever #kentuckyboys

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

Updates coming soon. It's been an interesting 2017 so far...

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

You know you're over your ex when you use their business card to pick food out of your teeth when you run out of floss. #tinder #singlegirl

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

Oh shit, guys. @TheMindyProject is following me. Guess I need to get back on my twitter game.

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

@guy_dating updates puh-leeeeez! 💏

[the duchess of hton @maryreginamurph]

I only go on tinder to clap back at guys pick up lines #Tinder

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

Well that's just not real. https://t.co/afjCYImDNH

[Guy Found Lobster @guy_dating]

Ive been chatting to someone that seems positively lovely and we're meeting for dinner this weekend #tinder #onlinedating

[Sally @FirstDateSally]

By far the douchiest thing I've seen on #tinder. Guess what. I still make more than you and I only work 35 hours/wk.