Beth watches cricket

Come for the terrible tweets, stay for the awful photoshop

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Plumb(s)

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Fireworks at the BBL during a statewide fire ban?

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Chris ‘The Cat’ Gaffaney has still got it…

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Umpire down! How's the reactions from Chris Gaffaney to get out of harm's way here? #Ashes

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The SCG bathed in pink is the best it looks.

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@TheseDaves1 @leaseM_87 The preamble will be longer than the ‘highlights’ 🥴

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I’d say cricket is the real winner, but that would be a lie. This has been putrid for 1.7 days.

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Good luck choosing a POTM.

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Green has bowled one over, why select him?

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@leaseM_87 It’s a world cricket conspiracy to keep McCallum in the job.

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What is the purpose of the on field umpires, when all the decisions seem to be made from ‘upstairs’?

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Duolingo asking the big questions

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You could understand if the bowling was forcing these shots, but it was just simply dumb decision making.

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I’ve watched junior cricket with better shot selections than in this match.

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Hard to believe that Webster wouldn’t have put together more runs than Usman. Sad ending to what has been an excellent career.

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The man next to me just delightfully referred to Cricket Australia as the ACB, so I look forward to more of his gems throughout the day.

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@RicFinlay Very fair!

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@HartWexford True, he was their best bowler though.

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Won’t Head be on strike for Tongue’s hattrick attempt? Assuming he bowls the second over?