First World Pains

Life just sucks.

[First World Pains @FirstPainss]

The struggle of trying to find the TV remote while balancing your food in one hand in bed.

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No one I work with understands common internet acronyms.

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Should I eat first or take a shower then eat?

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Auto-correct turned my witty joke into a pile of shut.

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Why can't it be the weekend begin at the end of a Tuesday.

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This case for my smartphone makes it a couple millimeters thicker it's annoying.

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I just want to Instagram the weather but iPhone cameras don't pick up snow/rain very well.

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Some people are like Slinky's. Pretty much useless but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

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I hate when my stomach growls in quiet areas.

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I need money, but I'm lazy to work.

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I was on hold so long they started repeating songs.

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My wallet won't close.

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My stomach hurts because I ate too much.

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I can't read lips.

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Mornings = Laziness. Afternoon = Dying for a rest. Night = Can't sleep.

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That nap didn't do much.

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I wish it was acceptable to drink alcohol at work.

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My shoes made my ankle socks come off while walking.

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My life sucks. All I do is sit around all day, getting fat, scroll through tumblr, and watch Netflix. No one ever wants to hang out with me.

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Can't tell if I'm hungry or full right now.