Stevie B

Just here to moan. As you were.

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@bikeleptic @ms_creilly Its about respect. Respect for your partner. She puts in a lot of effort to dress professionally and make herself look nice for an important event, then he rocks up with her in, like, a minecraft tee with cornflakes in his gross beard. Have been in her situation its embarrassing

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@ms_creilly Ya but have you ever known the horror of dating a dude who dresses like a tramp and gives no shits about his appearance? At least the hot man is hot. Ain't no fun putting up with a slob I can tell you.

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@decider Ya but the bitch needs a damn shave. Ugh.

[Translate Things @TranslateThings]

If Trump and Putin's phone call doesn't terrify you, consider this:

The U.S. Congress hasn't even seen an unredacted Mueller Report yet, but Trump's already briefed the Russian president.

No Collusion? You be the judge.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Theresa May saying the local election results prove people want Brexit is like saying Red Nose Day is proof people want poverty in Africa.

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@funtimesusa @missmayn Scary spice?

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

I'm in a public beef with an unsanctioned Japanese otter. I needed this.

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@Mrs_Bob_Here Interesting, how do you think he's manipulative? Not something I picked up on

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@TasminAzad I think she gave up whilst she was still at the alter, judging by her face. And that diamond is totally going to end up on eBay.

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@CharissaEmily Agreed. The strongest couples tend to resemble each other, facially. That wouldve been so easy to do, instead they put a pile of applicants photos on a table, randomly pair up two and that's "science". Apparently.

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@MGRbrts10 You can't, but there's no need to behave so appallingly to someone who is clearly a nice guy trying his best

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

Steph :
"I need a man that can handle me". No, you just need to stop being so hateful to everyone. #MarriedAtFirstSight

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@roselinerobert1 "I need a man that can handle me". No, you just need to stop being so hateful to everyone.

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@TayteKakes My favourite bit was when he grew some balls and ended it, then she goes round playing the victim, stirring up shit. It's what she wanted!! She's such a conniving, hateful person

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@ShellB1975 He only held off sleeping with her so in his mind he had a get out clause, whereby he could end it at any point and not feel guilty about it, because it was never 'real'. Despite him doing everything to emotionally lead her on. He is utterly gross. Veriry deserves class anyway.

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@dominic4346 Very well said. The pair of them behaved appallingly to their other halves.

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@pl0rabilis Mr Potatohead between the ears

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@nsp_77 In Jack's head: "As long as I don't sleep with her I'm not leading her on so I can crack on and make her get emotionally attached and it's totally fine"

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

Wtf is wrong with Steph. Has a go at Jonathan for telling friends he wanted to stay with her, treated him like dirt and wanted it to end constantly. He ended it and then she went playing the victim for attention. What on earth?? Grow up. #MarriedAtFirstSight

[Stevie B @FirstStevieB]

@LarryCK @lara_rose_here A story for the laaaads