Bob Jensen

Poet, songwriter, novelist, nasty Canadian
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[Dominic Cardy 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 @DominicCardy]

Canada is being set up as the fall guy to explain the Republicans' upcoming election losses.

We should be prepared for all outcomes, based on a single question: does the U.S. President operate within limits?

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

Annnnnd there goes the last of them: all four of Danielle Smith’s proposed constitutional amendments, which were supposed to back her demands for more provincial autonomy, have been rejected by Alberta voters. https://t.co/6zwO2Cal0R

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

Fat Hitler is circling the drain and @USAmbCanada wants to blame Canada? We need to toss this fascist shill out of the country.

[U.S. Embassy Ottawa @usembassyottawa]

FACT SHEET: Monitoring Canadian Activities in U.S. Politics

https://t.co/rlEpnmJxOF

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Tonight, Trump was confused and babbling incoherently -- and then this happened.

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

Angry Poutine takes the world by storm

[CTV Montreal @CTVMontreal]

Angine de Poitrine announces 2027 world tour https://t.co/PwQCBNcUWd

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

JD Vance defends Vivek Ramaswamy’s ad featuring Amy Acton’s abusive mother, who stayed with her husband who was indicted for raping Acton starting at 9 years old:

“Politics is a tough business... Stop whining about an advertisement.”

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Bill Clinton on Mark Carney:

I'm tired of treating our allies like they're dirt.

The prime minister of Canada has been a friend of mine for a long time. We got to know each other having virtually nothing to do with politics.

He's about the most well-qualified leader in the world. He's been head of the banks of both the UK and Canada.

And we have the gall to suggest that they should become the 51st state.

[CTV Montreal @CTVMontreal]

Montreal hate crime squad looking for suspect in alleged pepper spray and homophobic assault https://t.co/NRdOYxTt7R

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

His message to the American people as he tanks in the polls, 1. He can identify a giraffe, 2. he can spell "dumb" and 3. He likes looking at men's asses.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

The president has now told at least three rally crowds about the time he checked out a MAGA senator’s butt. https://t.co/cVyPMPqJEk

[Stephen Maher @stphnmaher]

Pathetic and contemptible. How horrible that the Ukrainians must deal with such wretched, unethical people to win a peace deal.

[J @jbulldogs4]

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland claims he was shown the punishment those who didn't vote for Trump will face on Judgment Day: They'll spend eternity listening to the names of all the babies killed by abortion

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

Rabid dog

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Holy shit…check out his mouth when he barks “Quiet, Quiet”. Now tell me you don’t believe all those women who claim he assaulted them when they were alone with him. His rage is sociopathic…

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

Well done comrade

[The Hill @thehill]

Trump announces $8B relief program for farmers

https://t.co/nEE2fbakuI

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

Vulgar, ignorant, spewing hate. Just filth.

[Vice President JD Vance @VP]

President Donald J. Trump eviscerates imbecile “journalist” Andrew Feinberg for misbehaving in the Oval Office:

"What's wrong with you? Are you a sick person? I actually think there's something wrong with you."

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

Yes, @USAmbCanada we have no desire to partner with your fascist POTUS

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra says the idea of Canadians partnering with the United States “is under attack here in Canada.” https://t.co/LzNqUJus4t

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

Go to hell @USAmbCanada

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Pete Hoekstra: "We're not in a trade war. We're negotiating some tariffs."

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

Only in the Catholic church, "a celebrity exorcist who wrote a prayer to help “Stop the Steal”

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

NEW: Pope Leo XIV’s newly appointed archbishop of Denver has benched Fr. Chad Ripperger, a celebrity exorcist who wrote a prayer to help “Stop the Steal” after the 2020 election and once told an audience that men should have ordered women to “shut your yap, and go home and take care of the children.”

Archbishop James Golka, installed in March, has asked Ripperger to take a yearlong “fast” from public speaking.

In July, podcaster Shawn Ryan gave Ripperger a SIG rifle on camera in the priest’s own chapel, with the tabernacle behind them. https://t.co/4MoKPVcMa8

[Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911]

You have no idea our threshold for pain

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

All of Donald Trump's HATE of Canada and Mexico and look who shows up when our country is burning to help us?

[Bob Jensen @FirstTimeSinceA]

The president of the United States of America is running on his ability to identify a giraffe. Ten bucks says he can't spell it though.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "The first one is they show you a lion, a bear, a snake, and a giraffe. And they say, 'Which one is the giraffe?' I got a perfect score."