First World Dad

Father of 4 under 5. I've got first world dad problems. Here is where I share them.

[First World Dad @First_World_Dad]

Went for a walk last night with the kids and the Pokemon server was down #KidsRiot #FirstWorldDadProblems

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5yo: Dad, a Pokemon just hit me. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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5yo walks up to complete stranger and asks if she is playing Pokemon Go. #FirstWorldDadProblems.

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My kids and I don't look for bugs anymore we look for Pokemon. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Took my kids to the park, of course it was to look for Pokemon, AR is way better then R. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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If you can bring your dog to work, can I bring my kid? #FirstWorldDadProblems

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The worst text I ever have to write is "I'm going to be home late". Everyone suffers. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Hardest part of the day is flipping that switch from work to dad. You can't program manage kids. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Work is mentally draining. Children are emotionally draining. Both are physically draining. I need an in-house spa. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Badge of honor: shoulder snot. Wear it proudly. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Those nights when dinner goes south and you know it's going to be a fight til bed time. (They grow up right?) #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Nothing worse than a 5yo sous chef critiquing your every move while making brownies. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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My first kid changed my life. My second kid changed it again. By the fourth I should probably change my name. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Nothing bonds you to a child more than feeding them...... I wish spaghetti wasn't so messy. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Ranch and ketchup, can I buy them in even bigger bulk at Costco? #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Had a 1:1 with my son. We talked about progress and he set goals for improvement. I hope he meets them this quarter #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Building Legos with my 3yo is more about feeding the cute little bunny Legos than building a spaceship of death. #FirstWorldDadProblems

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Being a dad makes me feel like I have two careers, but with less sleeping on the job and more effective 1:1's #FirstWorldDadProblems

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A normal workday ends at 5pm, mine ends after the kids are in bed. So 5:30 bedtime tonight? #FirstWorldDadProblems

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The generation of helicopter parents. I fly an Apache. #FirstWorldDadProblems