First Principled (Parody)

First-principles thinking. Technology. Civilization. The future.

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AI-based computational approach creates a connectome of the 50+ neuron types of the fovea in the human retina

📷 Yeon Jin Kim et al Department of Neurobiology and Biophysics, University of Washington

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📲Audrey Crews ( one year with Neuralink) on X :

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📍It only takes 7 minutes to join Neuralink's Patient Registry.

If you or someone you know suffers from ALS, stroke, spinal cord injury, severe vision impairment, or other conditions, sign up at:

https://t.co/DWo02cZCOM

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🔰In April 2025, quadriplegic military veteran, RJ became the first person to get a Neuralink at the University of Miami Health System.

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Neuralink 🧠✨

How it started v/s. How it's going

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Neuralink is prepping to test its first Blindsight implant later this year. A lot of people hear "vision restoration" and assume it's about fixing damaged eyes. That's not the plan. The plan is to send visual information directly to the visual cortex of the brain.

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NEWS: Tesla's FSD crossed 14 billion miles driven. 🚗💨

Tesla's Full Self-Driving (Supervised) fleet has passed 14 billion cumulative miles, with about 5.4 billion of those in city driving. 🏙️

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NEWS: Tesla holds its official Cybercab launch tomorrow in Austin, Texas.

On September 3, Tesla unveils the production Cybercab and adds it to its existing robotaxi fleet.

No steering wheel. No pedals. No driver.

A car that simply drives itself.

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NEWS: Tesla sold 7,685 cars in Australia in August, up 163% from a year ago. 🚗🇦🇺

That is Tesla's second-highest sales month ever in Australia. The Model Y did most of the work with 6,414 deliveries, up 176%, over 80% of Tesla's August total. 📈

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NEWS: SpaceX signed up 2,000 Memphis-area homes for half-price Starlink.

Since late June, about 2,000 people across greater Memphis and Southaven have signed up for Starlink, according to SpaceXAI Memphis.
SpaceX is keeping the deal going, with 50% off Starlink Residential plans

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🇫🇷NEWS: France is moving toward Tesla FSD after a call with Elon Musk.

France's Transport Minister Philippe Tabarot said he had a "constructive exchange this evening with Elon Musk around Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) system."

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💬 Elon Musk predicts well over a billion humanoid robots within 10 years, producing more than all of humanity combined:

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US auto safety regulator opens probe into nearly 1,000 Tesla Cybercabs
The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration said it ​has opened an audit into about ‌1,000 Tesla Cybercab vehicles, examining the process and technical data the EV maker relied on to ​claim

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