Adam the first!🤟

The first man, dickmaster, that dude with the sick beats and rocking guitar!

mun is 25

𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘙𝘗 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

"hi, yeah first man here, major guy, arch angel all that cool shit!"

independent/canon portrayal

18+ mdni / (n)sfw mostly sfw

oc x canon / canon ships

temporary pinned till in full swing with this account.

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

@th3firstman Its so annoying too//

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

Anyone having a ghost post issue?

Like someone posts something. You see the notification but

Its not in your inbox, nor on there page. But where you get your notifications its there that that person posted.

But Also clicking your push notification dose take you to the post//

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "look reader im tellin ya, its gonna work...i invented it myself....now put the cheese on the hook and toss it in the water"

[First Frost official @Chillhootmom]

💙 floating just eyes out of the water watching the shore line of what was once her home.

The changes. The people. Her mortal father.

Just watching them while being but a small bump in the water unseen.

"I still think about you....i hope you do too"

She says to no one.

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "look reader im tellin ya, its gonna work...i invented it myself....now put the cheese on the hook and toss it in the water"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "not exactly wrong...but uhh yeah...still dont trust you after you burned our friendship to the ground all those years ago"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 @Luc1ferF3m]

Come on ...we both know THAT shit ain't happening....so like....yeah.

I'm not a snake jackass...

I'm a sexy ass snake mwuahhahahahahahaaaaaaa

[Sera @S3raphimSera]

✨
Hi hello. So...I just came back and I'm already getting DMs on what politics or anything like that I support or did or whatever the matter.

Please refrain from asking such things. Political views have no sway on who I talk or anything like that.

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[ECHO'S RADIOS - Helluva Spoilers! @radioecho17]

Let’s see what the new Helluva Boss merch is- oh fucking hell #HelluvaBoss

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "yeahhhhh....sure....the lying snake in the tree dosen't wanna bite... uh huh"

Sip.

"Yeah ill believe that when my father in law says he likes me"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 @Luc1ferF3m]

Wow....look I wanted some puss not excuses from me that for sure....but it was good hehehe...

Ehehmm...

Anyway...I'm not here to fuck with anything I'm just chilling reallyyyyyy I swearrrrrrrr....

*Puppy dog eyes while blinking*

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "wouldn't be the first time you have directly destroyed my life for no reason at all....hell even my wife deva pointed it out to another version of you recently"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 @Luc1ferF3m]

Whoa I'm not a fucking psycho!?

The fuck man...besides I'm not skulking.,I'm chilling. Their is a difference you know.

I get a home all to myself.

Ah besides why would I hurt your little sentient cum??

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "yeah....well this has been a highlight of the day...i was going to grab my kids fir a movie night...but uhh...yeah knowing you are skulking up here some how...might just go warn them.."

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 @Luc1ferF3m]

eh...honestly go for it. Having a wife is suuuuuch a chore honestly...

so your gurl is enjoying herself in her homeeeeee ....with the fucks ....

oo oo I made a fuck.

it's a duck that fucks....named it...

..get this...

The fuck :D

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "nah you came at me with that you getting got...got new kids, new wife, better life....im up you're broke with your failed rubber duck stuff...hell i got a more meaningful connection to your kid than you do and thats because shes dating my wife's sister with vaggi on top"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 @Luc1ferF3m]

Whoaa whoaaaaa!!

...you are right but fuck man come on.

also you got a new wife????

Who? Come on spill the beans!

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟 "cool you got left over and i have a new wife that treats me right....what are you doing with no wife and no meaningful contact with your kid"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 @Luc1ferF3m]

*whisper*

I fucked your gurllllll

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

@S3raphimSera 🤟"...well...you have missed a few things...caspian is doing...stuff...and orain is dating"

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

@S3raphimSera 🤟"uhhhh kids are good....trying to get abel and them to....get along more..."

[Adam the first!🤟 @FirstofEveryMan]

🤟"......."

[Bigdaddyleo1037 @bigdaddyleo1037]

Oh boy😅

[♥♠Devil's Roost♦♣ @DevilsRoost]

Artistic noooodity? But it is cute that Adam has his own distinct art style. Little Bob Ross boy likes to draw

#hazbinhotelAdam