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[B🧸✨ @Firstofhern_]

@KenyaPower_Care we can’t buy tokens what’s happening?

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

In serious countries, hii mkutano ingekuwa ya business people who own industries that are well known but hapa ni wezi plus child molesters like you

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Those chopper videos are really telling us one thing, the road to the President’s house in Kilgoris is so cooked everyone would rather take to the skies than risk their suspension 💀

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

"Fungua mahali ulichora diagram" is one statement that still terrifies me to this day.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

When my daughter was five, she interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, “In a cake eating contest, it doesn’t really matter if you win or lose because you get to eat cake.”

I think about that a lot.

[M.U.L.I.R.O @Davidkenya_]

THE REMOVAL FROM OFFICE AND PROSECUTION FOR UNEXPLAINED WEALTH AND ASSETS of Mr. Francis Atwoli MUST be a top priority for any government that comes to power in August 2027 by sifuna. THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The next time these kids of Matiangi ask me “Bag niya nini” in this office, I swear before Yehova Wanyonyi, I'll dislocate someone's Shingoo. Nonsense!!

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Kasongo: Sifuna hana experience, hawezi kuwa rais.

Sifuna: Experience gani unahitaji kujua hufai kutupa teargas ndani ya kanisa.

Hapa naona iko mtu anakimbizwa kama baiskeli ya kuibwa.

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

Hata court imechoka na ikasema sio lazima 2027 ifike😂😂😂

[Sospeter Stephen @SospetrStephen]

Wacha niseme initoke.

The Housing Levy is, legalized daylight robbery against hardworking Kenyans.

End.

[James @MrJamesKe]

Mnasaidiwa mpaka na court kufukuza Kasongo na hamuoni. They clearly said "enough is enough, toeni huyo mtu hata kama ni next week." Wantam!

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

tbh the music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

This country is only God guiding us.

What do you mean a police officer rented his gun to be used in killing?

I am sure 90% of gun theft and killings police are involved.

[. @Dboysback65]

I like when people know I don’t like them so they just reframe from speaking to me altogether, like you’re doing great keep up the good work.

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

You fumbled a woman who was loving you below her standards just because she believed in you. What a loss.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

My sister aliniuliza bag ni ya nini Jana nikamshow kubeba laptop na charger. Saa hii ndo naona kumbe ni upus kutoka tiktok

[J @OnlyPlayer_J]

Kids are now pausing their street games so I can pass.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the mask falls off quickly when people don’t get their way with you. 🎭😂

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

Luhya leaders wako na wivu chungu nzima? Why? Oparanya, Weta, & MaDvD hawataki presidency. Hao wako sawa bora wameshiba. Yet, they don't want Sifuna to fight for it. And its not just the old heads. Caleb Amisi amejaa wivu. He is constantly trying to sabotage Linda Mwananchi. Why?