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I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

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@TheKnowledge_GU In the National League North game Warrington V South Shields on Saturday. South Shields were awarded a penalty and a Warrington player was sent off for his troubles after 8 seconds into the game. Is this a record?

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@TheKnowledge_GU What’s the shortest amount of time a player has been on the pitch and received the player of the match award?

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@TheKnowledge_GU Which team has had the most promotions without actually winning the league?

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@TheKnowledge_GU Which team has had the same main shirt sponsor for the longest time?

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@SimpsonsArsenal He’s like some, non-giving up oil club.

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North London is red.

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@TheKnowledge_GU Which international teams have qualified for the same international tournaments but they never actually played each other in any of them.

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@NoSuchThingPod I’ve had very little exposure to Jamie Kennedy but this will always stand out for me it’s an absolute car crash https://t.co/prpK91BuCe

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@TheKnowledge_GU Which player has got the most teams relegated by scoring the winning goal against them?

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@safc

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@EflSimpsons Conte and Levy after the game:

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@EflSimpsons Is that Gerrard?
Ah, you said it was over. NO, don’t put him on.

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@rocco_botte Just you wait for https://t.co/lfbzIBOQjJ con

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@safc Kieran Weledji Ballon d’Or when?

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@TheKnowledge_GU Is there a player that has stayed with one club that never had to deal with promotion or relegation?

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@EflSimpsons Erik ten Hag:

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Happy 23rd SPACED! (Made possible by @Channel4)

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@SimpsonsArsenal Paul Tierney

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@FPL__Sam ME! Had Raya as my starting keeper 😭😭😭

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@DvdEdition 100% Pure Beef Edition