Jordan Fisher

Zlatan is love, Zlatan is life. Zlantan FC

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

Going back and watching the 2010, 2014, 2018 World Cup is just seeing how many offsides goals there actually were… #var?

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

The amount of dads I’ve seen at the killers concert take a picture of the Harry styles 15 consecutive nights banner at MSG is too high

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

The hardest thing about being a BeReal influencer is the timing.

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

NYFD/Ambulance do they not teach you how to avoid traffic? Cuz it seems like you always taking the busiest road possible. Maybe try Waze?

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

To whom ever is tik toking about the New York bar scene go fuck yourself and get a hobby. #youareabitch @vipcunts

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

Can the next couple chapters of the 2050 history textbook just be super boring??

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

This is still, and always will be the greatest have time show https://t.co/7FgHY3Uf74

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

@homelesspimp we’re here for the pimpy!

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

If you crowd the bar after getting your drink, your mom doesn’t love you, and that’s how we are gonna start 2022 #2022NewYear

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

Vegas is just people that can’t actually drink.

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

@BR3NNAN_0 My wrapped was right @oliviarodrigo slaps

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

You can’t like Billy Joel and country music. It doesn’t mix.

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

Majority of adults cannot handle the responsibility of a car horn.

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I *and I can’t express this enough* need everyone to watch the show Years and Years right now

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

@brennan_30 People that have their ringer on are looking for attention

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

@brennan_30 The problem with growing up in a beach town...

[CNN @CNN]

Amazing destinations with almost no tourists: https://t.co/oB3VOM4cBN

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

90% of subway performers are better than actual strippers

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

Havas creates personal experiences that engage but inspire the consumer and the brand to connect #HavasPRUS

[Jordan Fisher @Fish18stix]

Havas strives to challenge and influence behaviors and beliefs by creating change #HHSIP