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[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[iza @izamamaa]

Yay! The brave little pony hops over the tiny step

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[Marsh @MarshSMT]

i seriously hate this thing the attitude and the fact that it thinks im looking for a conversation at all i mean wow. Congratulations? get the hell out of here dude

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Professor celebrates gay student for pride month

[Fatty Is Fearful (C0MMS CLOSED) @fattyisfearful]

I would press the blue button cus it might be like Terminator 2 where they send a Second More Dangerous Hitler to kill me but then The Original Hitler travels from the past to present to fight for the side of goodness

[Sam White @SamWhiteTky]

Future people will look back on current discussions about LLMs being conscious in the same way that we look back on Victorians discussing whether the telephone could be used to contact the spirit world.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Yeah -- They got cameras in the waiting room!! 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🙄

~ an @afraidofwasps original ~
"DAMN that's funny"

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

That means they've been telling fewer lies and thus we can let them into our homes and sheds

[★🇧🇦 @hennylarsson00]

Guns are really the worst invention in human history. A fucking gimp like this can just take your life in seconds

[Guykings! @poynterton]

Judges be like "Yes, you raped three girls and staved in the head of a man who tried to stop you, but in your defence you are unintelligent and thuggish, have no impulse control and believe rape is a good thing. So I am releasing you back into society."

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

why don't you just googoo it. wook it up on googoo.

[kitten @endgametlsc]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care